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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because ...
She Can Be Prez But I'm Still Claiming Queen of Everything Title

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Like Hillary

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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because she is a woman. To my own ears, my response sounded defensive and disjointed — like [&hellip
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Buckle up, readers. It’s Women’s History Month and my rage-o-meter is at dangerously unsafe levels. March is when the country, or rather a handful of people, pause to note the many contributions of women to ‘Murica ...
Women's History Month: The Rage Continues

HerStory: When Will Enough Be Enough?

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Buckle up, readers. It’s Women’s History Month and my rage-o-meter is at dangerously unsafe levels. March is when the country, or rather a handful of people, pause to note the many contributions of women to ‘Murica while the rest of the country just irritates the bejeezus out of me. To the uninformed asshats out there, [&hellip
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Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Or are men from a land of tactlessness and egoism and women are about ready to lose our collective shit? I can’t remember how the saying goes. You know how it is – my lady ...
Why Is It Always Easier To Believe The Bad Stuff?

He Said, She Said

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Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Or are men from a land of tactlessness and egoism and women are about ready to lose our collective shit? I can’t remember how the saying goes. You know how it is – my lady parts keep clogging up my thinking so that every time I’m [&hellip
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Buckle up, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy ...
Blood, Sweat and Fears

Seeing Red

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Buckle up, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy and as all you genius, be-penised parts of the population know, it’s when the [&hellip
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The Snap: Ask omniscient Google how many newscasters are women and you’ll be answered with links to “hottest cable news anchors,” “most sexy newscasters of all time,” and important issues like the hair, makeup ...
Haven't Bought My IWD Gift Yet? Minions Are Always Nice

The Media and International Women’s Day

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The Snap: Ask omniscient Google how many newscasters are women and you’ll be answered with links to “hottest cable news anchors,” “most sexy newscasters of all time,” and important issues like the hair, makeup and fashion choices of female reporters. What happened during NBC’s coverage of the Olympics (other than awkward lugin
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The Snap: As the subzero temps are bringing my sanity to its knees, I actually watched a report about Jessica Simpson and her upcoming nuptials. Jessica apparently has been engaged for 3 years to the father of her 2 ...
Let's Watch The Notebook, Again!

5 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A MAN SAY

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The Snap: As the subzero temps are bringing my sanity to its knees, I actually watched a report about Jessica Simpson and her upcoming nuptials. Jessica apparently has been engaged for 3 years to the father of her 2 children but she wanted to look good in her wedding dress before getting hitched. 2014 will [&hellip
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The Snap: It’s about to get all real up in here because when I become Queen of Everything I will positively tear up any idiot who calls a woman fat. That’s right, Howard Stern, I’m coming at you. You, the male ...

WHEN I AM QUEEN OF EVERYTHING

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The Snap: It’s about to get all real up in here because when I become Queen of Everything I will positively tear up any idiot who calls a woman fat. That’s right, Howard Stern, I’m coming at you. You, the male jurors from a study at Yale who were significantly biased against overweight female defendants, the duke of [&hellip

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