Thanksgiving

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Believe it or not, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. In terms of amount of pie per person, this is truly the best holiday in the world. Plus, the other food and beverages are top notch so sustenance-wise, Thanksgiving ...
Be Thankful. And Less Dickish.

Let’s Talk, Turkeys!

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Believe it or not, Thanksgiving is just around the corner. In terms of amount of pie per person, this is truly the best holiday in the world. Plus, the other food and beverages are top notch so sustenance-wise, Thanksgiving kicks the crap out of Flag Day. But maybe you’re nervous about spending so much time [&hellip
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The Snap: Each passing day brings another sign that we’re on an express train to end times. If it’s not terrifying sexual assaults at the prestigious University of Virginia, it’s sexy Ebola nurses as Halloween ...
Plus Have Second Helpings of Pie With a Side of Emotional Scarring

Everything is The Worst So Let’s Go Eat Some Turkey

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The Snap: Each passing day brings another sign that we’re on an express train to end times. If it’s not terrifying sexual assaults at the prestigious University of Virginia, it’s sexy Ebola nurses as Halloween costumes or Mattel daring our girls to be all they can be (as long as it involves wearing pink and [&hellip
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The Snap: Black Friday starting on the actual day of Thanksgiving is a sign that human beings are the worst. Thanksgiving was the one holiday where people gathered with family, friends and communities to give thanks. On ...
Seriously. You Just Suck.

YOU’RE AN AWFUL PERSON IF YOU GO SHOPPING ON THANKSGIVING

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The Snap: Black Friday starting on the actual day of Thanksgiving is a sign that human beings are the worst. Thanksgiving was the one holiday where people gathered with family, friends and communities to give thanks. On this day, we willingly lock ourselves in a room with our families and sharp knives, and most of [&hellip
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The Snap: House Republicans have decided it’s time Food Banks earned their keep. Those profiteers were lying on blankets of money on white sand beaches until House Republicans took a stand by slicing a $5 billion chunk ...
Congress is Taking on Greedy, Lazy Food Banks

THIS MONTH IN JACKASSERY: HOUSE REPUBLICANS AND THANKLESSGIVING

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The Snap: House Republicans have decided it’s time Food Banks earned their keep. Those profiteers were lying on blankets of money on white sand beaches until House Republicans took a stand by slicing a $5 billion chunk out of the Supplemental Nutrition and Assistance Program, or SNAP, on 1 November and proposing a bill to [&hellip
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The Snap: No, I’m not talking about the 50 Shades of shut-the-hell -up, I’m talking about America’s masochistic tendency to barely survive one cataclysmic event before it launches into another. It’s not bad enough ...

NATION OF MASOCHISTS

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The Snap: No, I’m not talking about the 50 Shades of shut-the-hell -up, I’m talking about America’s masochistic tendency to barely survive one cataclysmic event before it launches into another. It’s not bad enough that we have to listen to Christmas music in Le Target as early as September. Now, we barely make it through [&hellip
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The Snap: I hope that this post is skimmed just before y’all eat way too much turkey and watch Dallas and Detroit play football. But Thanksgiving is not really the point of the entry. It is that fact that Thanksgiving ...

WHY AMERICA IS FUCKED PT. 6

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The Snap: I hope that this post is skimmed just before y’all eat way too much turkey and watch Dallas and Detroit play football. But Thanksgiving is not really the point of the entry. It is that fact that Thanksgiving is one of the most awesome holidays and it is beginning to be ruined by [&hellip

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