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No, it’s not an idea for a band name (though that would be awesome). Uterine Justice refers to the latest and not-so-greatest attempts to mansplain how us ladies need to be better baby-ovens and stop trying to assert ...
The Disestablishment of Roe v. Wade

Uterine Justice

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No, it’s not an idea for a band name (though that would be awesome). Uterine Justice refers to the latest and not-so-greatest attempts to mansplain how us ladies need to be better baby-ovens and stop trying to assert rights to our own bodies based on things like medicine and science. When I was burgeoning into [&hellip
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Is abortion the only issue where both sides of the argument claim to be pro? With capital punishment, you're pro or anti. Gun control? Pro or anti. Same-sex marriage? Pro or anti. But when it comes to abortion, you’re ...
What Year Is This Again?

Abortion Rights: Back to the Future

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Is abortion the only issue where both sides of the argument claim to be pro? With capital punishment, you’re pro or anti. Gun control? Pro or anti. Same-sex marriage? Pro or anti. But when it comes to abortion, you’re pro-choice or pro-life. It’s easy to see why both sides pick those terms — it’s easier [&hellip
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‘Tis the season to be thinking warm, fuzzy thoughts about our fellow man, peace on earth, good will to all, etc. But my cup of rage runneth over when I read two different stories of ‘Murican justice. In one corner we ...
A Tale of Two Criminal Justice Systems

Color Blind Justice

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‘Tis the season to be thinking warm, fuzzy thoughts about our fellow man, peace on earth, good will to all, etc. But my cup of rage runneth over when I read two different stories of ‘Murican justice. In one corner we have Corey Williams: an intellectually disabled black man convicted of first-degree murder in Louisiana [&hellip
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One night in college, I mixed Boone’s Strawberry Hill with Absolut Vodka (note to impressionable readers: 4th worst idea of my life). After attempting to climb a bike rack and scale a wall, I made it back to the safety of ...
Guns Galore

Campus Carry: Safe or Scary?

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One night in college, I mixed Boone’s Strawberry Hill with Absolut Vodka (note to impressionable readers: 4th worst idea of my life). After attempting to climb a bike rack and scale a wall, I made it back to the safety of my room, sneezed and vomited over everything. Then I stripped down to my undies, [&hellip
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The Snap: For all those naysayers who think the United States is too polarized for democrats and republicans to agree on anything, we say turn your “nays” to “yeas”… at least when it comes to Super PACs. Before ...
Buying Democracy One Politician at a Time

The Super PAC-man Cometh

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The Snap: For all those naysayers who think the United States is too polarized for democrats and republicans to agree on anything, we say turn your “nays” to “yeas”… at least when it comes to Super PACs. Before you get all excited, Super PACs are not a combination of superheroes and retro videogames but a [&hellip
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The Snap: Thank heavens for the state legislatures of Kansas, Michigan and Texas! What with women’s Fallopian tubes clogging up our thinking, we had no idea what we should do. We were lost and rudderless. Also ...
She Looks Like One

How Do You Know She Is A Witch?

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The Snap: Thank heavens for the state legislatures of Kansas, Michigan and Texas! What with women’s Fallopian tubes clogging up our thinking, we had no idea what we should do. We were lost and rudderless. Also penis-less which is the root of the issue. As we all know, women need men to make decisions for [&hellip
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The Snap The CDC is recommending that everyone planning to travel to Texas postpone their plans indefinitely. Neither the largeness of women’s hair nor the 72-oz steak challenge at The Big Texan is to blame. People ...
When Rick Perry Seems Like Less of a Waste of Space, You Know Things Are Bad

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

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The Snap The CDC is recommending that everyone planning to travel to Texas postpone their plans indefinitely. Neither the largeness of women’s hair nor the 72-oz steak challenge at The Big Texan is to blame. People currently in Texas are urged to drink only bottled water imported from somewhere safe like New Jersey. Drinking the [&helli
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The Snap: A buttload of people in Texas and a sprinkling of folks throughout the country want to secede. Not just because of perceived limitations to their 2nd Amendment rights; no, most of them seem irked with ...

GANDHI, THOSE GUYS & THE UNCIVIL WAR

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The Snap: A buttload of people in Texas and a sprinkling of folks throughout the country want to secede. Not just because of perceived limitations to their 2nd Amendment rights; no, most of them seem irked with President Obama and “Big Government” writ large. But don’t worry, just because they own more guns than Lindsey Lohan do

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