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Even if President Obama came out singing “Proud to Be An American” with an eagle named Uncle Sam sitting on his shoulder and flying throughout the crowd delivering patriotic gift baskets, many politicians and regular ...
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Translating The State of the Union

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Even if President Obama came out singing “Proud to Be An American” with an eagle named Uncle Sam sitting on his shoulder and flying throughout the crowd delivering patriotic gift baskets, many politicians and regular ‘Muricans would have disagreed with him. This president enjoys a level of loathing and disrespect that seems unparall
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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and ...
The One With The Power to Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches

The Rise and Fall of Trump/Carson

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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and [this] country,” but we really don’t get it. Just as perplexing is determining what [&hellip
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 ...
And We're Not Even Talking About the Combover

The Ugly American

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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning voters said Trump their guy, second only to Bush. That [&hellip
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DEARSWEETBABYJESUS, deliver us from the never-ending presidential campaign season from hell! Pretty soon actual voters will be outnumbered by the army of asshats running or talking about running or talking about thinking ...
Although We Just Realized We Forgot About Trump

Presidential Wannabes: The 7th and Hopefully Final Edition

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DEARSWEETBABYJESUS, deliver us from the never-ending presidential campaign season from hell! Pretty soon actual voters will be outnumbered by the army of asshats running or talking about running or talking about thinking about running for the 2016 Presidential election. Have they not seen the before and after pictures of everyone holding
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Nothing is simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn't ...
3 Down, Eleventy Gazillion to Go

Early Bird Special for 3 Presidential Hopefuls

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Nothing is simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn’t work right. You can’t just say, “I’m running for President” and then run. First you have [&hellip
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The Snap: We were going to try to write a post critically analyzing the primaries of this midterm election season and how the Tea Party may fare but researching expert opinions and heinous polling on the topic made us ...
It'd Be Way Better If This Was a Real Tea Party With Cookies and Those Teeny Sandwiches

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry if I Want To

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The Snap: We were going to try to write a post critically analyzing the primaries of this midterm election season and how the Tea Party may fare but researching expert opinions and heinous polling on the topic made us want to wake up with our heads stapled to the carpet. So we stopped and drank [&hellip

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