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Summer is supposed to be the bestest time of all but for Donald, or Mini-Mani as the bullies were calling him because of his teeny-tiny hands, but things have not been so awesome. First some soldier’s parents picked a ...
BFFs (Brexit Friends Forever)

Donald Makes a Friend

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Summer is supposed to be the bestest time of all but for Donald, or Mini-Mani as the bullies were calling him because of his teeny-tiny hands, but things have not been so awesome. First some soldier’s parents picked a fight with him for no reason, then people kept getting mad because he changed his mind [&hellip
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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, ...
All Trump Was Missing Was a Majestic Escalator

Everything You Wanted To Know about the RNC in Cleveland (But Couldn’t Bear to Watch)

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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, this was some good TV. It wasn’t so good if you thought in terms of “Oh, sweet baby Jesus this [&hellip
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In a move that surprised no one, Carnival Cruz announced that he will be running for president. He is the first official candidate from the evangelical christian party of god to announce that he is running. While at least ...
Please excuse me while I go vomit

Carnival Cruz From Hell (Redux)

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In a move that surprised no one, Carnival Cruz announced that he will be running for president. He is the first official candidate from the evangelical christian party of god to announce that he is running. While at least two other candidates have created exploratory committees — Donald Trump and Ben Carson (still working on [&helli
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The Snap: Now that the debt fight is over there is a question as to what the impact will be. So far I have discussed the winners and losers, and the parts that annoyed me most, because lets face it -- the entire spectacle ...
Weak Candidates

HOW THE TEA PARTY WILL HURT THE REPUBLICAN PARTY IN 2014

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The Snap: Now that the debt fight is over there is a question as to what the impact will be. So far I have discussed the winners and losers, and the parts that annoyed me most, because lets face it — the entire spectacle was annoying. One of the final questions that needs to be [&hellip
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The Snap: U.S. President Barack Obama won his re-election bid on Tuesday, handily defeating Republican nominee Mitt Romney (at least in the Electoral College). Obama's victory, despite the headwinds of high unemployment ...

NO MAS

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The Snap: U.S. President Barack Obama won his re-election bid on Tuesday, handily defeating Republican nominee Mitt Romney (at least in the Electoral College). Obama’s victory, despite the headwinds of high unemployment and lackluster economic growth, suggests that economic issues may have played less of a role in driving voter beha
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[caption id="attachment_56" align="alignleft" width="529"] William Howard Taft is rolling over in his grave.[/caption] The Snap Jon Hubbard, a Republican State Representative from Arkansas, has been outed as ...

DEAR REPUBLICANS: THE PEOPLE WHO REP YOU ARE BAT-SHIT CRAZY

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The Snap Jon Hubbard, a Republican State Representative from Arkansas, has been outed as an insensitive, ignorant racist. In his book, “Letters to the Editor: Confessions of a Frustrated Conservative,” Hubbard writes that slavery, “may actually have been a blessing in disguise” for African-Americans. The Download Consider

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