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No, this isn’t my belated presidential campaign announcement. As a close observer of the U.S. political process, I’d rather wake up with my head sewn to the carpet than willingly subject myself to that nonsense. What ...
Cuz This Ain't The Inspirational Federal Bureaucracy I Was Promised

When I Am Queen of Everything: I’m Moving To The West Wing

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No, this isn’t my belated presidential campaign announcement. As a close observer of the U.S. political process, I’d rather wake up with my head sewn to the carpet than willingly subject myself to that nonsense. What I’m saying is that I’m over it. Done. Finito. Can’t take it no more. There is just too much [&hellip
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A behemoth in the field of jurisprudence and an ardent originalist has died. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died this past weekend while on a hunting trip. Those who knew and liked him, of whom there were many, said he ...
Applesauce and Mere Factual Evidence

The Constitution is Dead. Long Live The Constitution.  

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A behemoth in the field of jurisprudence and an ardent originalist has died. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died this past weekend while on a hunting trip. Those who knew and liked him, of whom there were many, said he was exactly where he wanted to be — that the only other ways he would [&hellip
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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The U.S. Congress has spent 17 months and more than $4.5 million investigating the September 2012 attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. Some have argued that this is egregious in comparison to the amount of time ...
This Is Why People Hate Us

Making a Circus Out of a Tragedy

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The U.S. Congress has spent 17 months and more than $4.5 million investigating the September 2012 attack on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. Some have argued that this is egregious in comparison to the amount of time and money that Congress has spent on other issues (or when looking at the host of issues [&hellip
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Buckle up, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy ...
Blood, Sweat and Fears

Seeing Red

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Buckle up, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy and as all you genius, be-penised parts of the population know, it’s when the [&hellip
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I talk a lot about how I will eventually become Queen of Everything (QoE). For the wildly uninformed, that is not an actual job. I cannot pass a test to be declared QoE, nor could I win an election to gain the title. I ...
And What Else Could We Do With That Money?

Why Do Elections Cost So Much?

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I talk a lot about how I will eventually become Queen of Everything (QoE). For the wildly uninformed, that is not an actual job. I cannot pass a test to be declared QoE, nor could I win an election to gain the title. I imagine I will simply awaken one day to find everyone has [&hellip
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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 ...
And We're Not Even Talking About the Combover

The Ugly American

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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning voters said Trump their guy, second only to Bush. That [&hellip
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Just a few days left to this year’s Women’s History Month but before we go back to men ruling history and the world, let’s take a few brief moments to dispel some of the truly hilarious/maddening myths about women’s ...
Yes, it is still Women's History Month

Women’s History Month Part 3: Myths

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Just a few days left to this year’s Women’s History Month but before we go back to men ruling history and the world, let’s take a few brief moments to dispel some of the truly hilarious/maddening myths about women’s history, feminism and female humans in general. We were going to interview actual misguided asshats but [&hellip

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