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No, it’s not an idea for a band name (though that would be awesome). Uterine Justice refers to the latest and not-so-greatest attempts to mansplain how us ladies need to be better baby-ovens and stop trying to assert ...
The Disestablishment of Roe v. Wade

Uterine Justice

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No, it’s not an idea for a band name (though that would be awesome). Uterine Justice refers to the latest and not-so-greatest attempts to mansplain how us ladies need to be better baby-ovens and stop trying to assert rights to our own bodies based on things like medicine and science. When I was burgeoning into [&hellip
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For three years now Thanksgiving signifies the annual ritual where I try (hopelessly) to recall where I put the magical toy doll, referred to as “Elf on a Shelf”. Admittedly, I’ve tucked the elf away so securely, I ...
Seriously

Calm Down People…It’s a Friggin’ Toy Elf

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For three years now Thanksgiving signifies the annual ritual where I try (hopelessly) to recall where I put the magical toy doll, referred to as “Elf on a Shelf”. Admittedly, I’ve tucked the elf away so securely, I was forced to buy a new one this year because I couldn’t find where I hid it [&hellip
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Several weeks ago, I wrote up my initial observations about the Apple Watch, in which I concluded, "But there’s something about the Apple Watch that does grab you after a few days, leaving you with the distinct feeling ...
A Real Problem Solved

Long Live Cuddle Time, Thanks to Apple Watch

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Several weeks ago, I wrote up my initial observations about the Apple Watch, in which I concluded, “But there’s something about the Apple Watch that does grab you after a few days, leaving you with the distinct feeling that you don’t ever want to go back to the way things were before you tried one. [&hellip
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I started babysitting when I was 12 years old. This was before the age of the Internet, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, so parents that hired me had only my word that I wouldn’t give their kids bowls of sugar to ...
Nobody Leaves This Place Without Singing The Blues

Missed Adventures in Babysitting

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I started babysitting when I was 12 years old. This was before the age of the Internet, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, so parents that hired me had only my word that I wouldn’t give their kids bowls of sugar to keep them occupied while I shot heroin into my eyeballs and had oodles [&hellip
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The Snap: There was a kid in grade school named Sarah something. She was allergic to everything, like to the point where she could only eat rice cakes and go outside in a bubble. Other than her, the class was pretty much ...
I'm Pretty Sure I'm Allergic To Work

If You Love Your Child, Be Amish

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The Snap: There was a kid in grade school named Sarah something. She was allergic to everything, like to the point where she could only eat rice cakes and go outside in a bubble. Other than her, the class was pretty much allergy-free. But that’s because I’m ancient and grew up in the 1980s when [&hellip

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