North Korea

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On Friday, May 6, North Korea will begin a Workers’ Party congress, a series of forums, meetings, and celebrations of the country’s communist party. It’s the first Workers’ Party congress in 36 years and Pyongyang, ...
The upcoming celebration may bring more bad news

Things In North Korea are Not Looking Up

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On Friday, May 6, North Korea will begin a Workers’ Party congress, a series of forums, meetings, and celebrations of the country’s communist party. It’s the first Workers’ Party congress in 36 years and Pyongyang, the capital, is pulling out all the stops. The city has been cleaned up and decorated with banners bearing festive [&
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My concerns over the state of education in America, specifically when it comes to civics and biology, are heightened by Donald Trump’s political circus and the astute critical thinkers who support this wackmobile. First ...
Post-Survival of 1st GOP Debate Drinking Game

The Queen of Everything vs. The Politically and Factually Incorrect

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My concerns over the state of education in America, specifically when it comes to civics and biology, are heightened by Donald Trump’s political circus and the astute critical thinkers who support this wackmobile. First off, let’s talk about Trump’s appalling lack of understanding of biology. When women menstruate, the blood leaves
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Last week my (mostly) sweet, 80-year-old mother, who tends to be more apoplectic than apocalyptic, asked me, “How is it possible that the dear lord hasn’t just wiped out the whole dumbass planet yet?” That’s when I ...
Everything Is The Worst

Apocalypse Now More Than Ever!

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Last week my (mostly) sweet, 80-year-old mother, who tends to be more apoplectic than apocalyptic, asked me, “How is it possible that the dear lord hasn’t just wiped out the whole dumbass planet yet?” That’s when I knew everything was totally screwed. We’ve never been an End Times family so when she turned to me [&hellip
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The Snap Teachers spend a lot of time asking students what they want to be when they grow up. The older you get, the more stressful it is to answer the question. It’s the same for dictators. They don’t usually start ...
What They Were Like Before They Were Totally Evil

So You Wanna Be A Dictator – Part I

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The Snap Teachers spend a lot of time asking students what they want to be when they grow up. The older you get, the more stressful it is to answer the question. It’s the same for dictators. They don’t usually start out with all-encompassing power. Sometimes they’re unsure of their path; other times they have [&hellip
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The Snap: Can we all finally agree that Hitler comparisons have jumped the shark? Actually, let’s first all agree that the phrase “jumping the shark” has in fact jumped the shark. Then let’s all recognize that ...
I May Have Nightmares of Fonzi Jumping Over a DVD of Jaws While Wearing a Hitler Mask

Hitler’s Big Day

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The Snap: Can we all finally agree that Hitler comparisons have jumped the shark? Actually, let’s first all agree that the phrase “jumping the shark” has in fact jumped the shark. Then let’s all recognize that modern day wackjobs have taken all of the meaning out of calling someone Hitler. Forget that it’s completely unimaginati
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The Snap: As the end of 2013 draws nigh, let’s stroll through the year in jackassery. From Syria to North Korea, from Canada to right here in the good old US of A, this year produced vast swaths of jackassery. If we ...
Congrats 2013 For Making Us Wish the World Had Ended in 2012!

THIS YEAR IN JACKASSERY: 2013

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The Snap: As the end of 2013 draws nigh, let’s stroll through the year in jackassery. From Syria to North Korea, from Canada to right here in the good old US of A, this year produced vast swaths of jackassery. If we could find a way to convert it into fuel, we’d solve the world’s [&hellip

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