John Kasich

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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more interesting, this week’s episode of the hit soap 2016: Election of Doom brought the big stuff. There was violence, amnesia, sweating, and even more violence. The ...
In a world…

Donald Trump and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more interesting, this week’s episode of the hit soap 2016: Election of Doom brought the big stuff. There was violence, amnesia, sweating, and even more violence. The intrigue! The violence! Was this the best episode yet? So let’s recap: Evil Scrooge-character-with-less-money Donald Trum
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more ...
Pace Yourselves, People! We Got Eleventy Gazillion to Go.

Drinking Through the Pain: 1st GOP Primary Debate

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more importantly, it’s time for the 2016 Presidential debate drinking games to begin! And there was much rejoicing! Duri
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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of ...
18 And Counting

Presidential Wannabes Part VI: Make it Stop

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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of female candidates has doubled! The be-uterused among us make up over 50% of the [&hellip

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