Jeb Bush

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From forgetting to re-new his JebBush.com domain name to tone deaf tweets about handguns, Jeb Bush and his campaign team can't seem to do anything right. Meanwhile, the left and right are battling over nominating a ...
Drink Along, America

Episode 20: Jeb Bush’s America, Antonin Scalia, the Sad State of Twitter

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From forgetting to re-new his JebBush.com domain name to tone deaf tweets about handguns, Jeb Bush and his campaign team can’t seem to do anything right. Meanwhile, the left and right are battling over nominating a replacement for Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court, and Twitter is in trouble. So much Jackassery. And yet… a [&
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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It’s kind of too bad that Jeb Bush blew it in last Wednesday’s debate because right before he did that he almost had a really good idea. Earlier in the week Bush’s office announced that he was calling for an end to ...
It Would Be Sweet If We Could Fix Our Subsidies.

Oh Sugar!

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It’s kind of too bad that Jeb Bush blew it in last Wednesday’s debate because right before he did that he almost had a really good idea. Earlier in the week Bush’s office announced that he was calling for an end to sugar subsidies. This is in keeping with his campaign message to “end crony [&hellip
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It seems Trump has finally lost his unfathomable lead, and now Dr. Ben "What supplements?" Carson is the front-runner of the Republican primary shitshow. Only 746 more debates to go because it’s important to be informed ...
The Heroes We Deserve

Still Time to Trump the Super PACs?

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It seems Trump has finally lost his unfathomable lead, and now Dr. Ben “What supplements?” Carson is the front-runner of the Republican primary shitshow. Only 746 more debates to go because it’s important to be informed about tie colors or something. I don’t know how we got here, and I don’t know why, but you [&hellip
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When there's a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most ...
And Not Just For Actually Watching These Debates

What Can We Do When We Are The Dumbasses?

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When there’s a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most useful of actions; it doesn’t really fix whatever is wrong but crap on a spatula, does it feel [&hellip
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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Congress is always looking out for the American taxpayer and trying to find ways to save our hard-earned dollars. That’s why Congress LOVES to shut down the federal government over pretty much anything. You know, how like ...
Shutting Down Tantrums-R-Us

Defund Congress

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Congress is always looking out for the American taxpayer and trying to find ways to save our hard-earned dollars. That’s why Congress LOVES to shut down the federal government over pretty much anything. You know, how like if you have a business and the property’s landlord closes down the building – you won’t be spending [&hellip
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more ...
Pace Yourselves, People! We Got Eleventy Gazillion to Go.

Drinking Through the Pain: 1st GOP Primary Debate

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more importantly, it’s time for the 2016 Presidential debate drinking games to begin! And there was much rejoicing! Duri
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You know George W. Bush fairly well, right? He's the former president who started two wars and just generally made a mess of United States while presiding over the country. However, you probably know less about his younger ...
Hard to Tell

Who Said It: Jeb or George?

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You know George W. Bush fairly well, right? He’s the former president who started two wars and just generally made a mess of United States while presiding over the country. However, you probably know less about his younger brother, Jeb Bush, the former Governor of Florida, who hasn’t yet declared but is definitely running for
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