Immigration

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Upon hearing that Brock Turner—a brutal rapist who was only sentenced to six months because a judge worried it would hurt the poor boy’s future—will be released early from prison because of good behavior, I became so ...
And Probably More Wine, Too

When I Am Queen of Everything: We Need More Whimsy, Dammit!

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Upon hearing that Brock Turner—a brutal rapist who was only sentenced to six months because a judge worried it would hurt the poor boy’s future—will be released early from prison because of good behavior, I became so enraged I wanted to rip off my own arm so I could have something with which to better [&hellip
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Have you heard that America is going to be made great again? I read that on a bumper sticker so it must be true. The good ol’ days will apparently be brought back though the good ol’ days Donald Trump wants to bring back ...
What Do We Stand For?

Winning ‘Muricans, Losing America

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Have you heard that America is going to be made great again? I read that on a bumper sticker so it must be true. The good ol’ days will apparently be brought back though the good ol’ days Donald Trump wants to bring back were the same that involved lynching, women in the kitchen, gay [&hellip
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A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to people who opposed Hillary Clinton why I liked her. That fact, plus other posts I’ve written for The Snap Download, may have already clued you in to my feelings about Donald Trump but ...
Spoiler Alert! Metric Buttload of Reasons

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Dislike The Donald

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A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to people who opposed Hillary Clinton why I liked her. That fact, plus other posts I’ve written for The Snap Download, may have already clued you in to my feelings about Donald Trump but just to lay it all out, nice and clear, here is why: Dear [&hellip
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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 ...
It's the New Game Craze Sweeping the Nation!

Hey, Remember Congress?

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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 seconds thinking about the people we already elected and have been paying upwards of $175,000 a year to represent us. Th
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We’re gonna let you in on a really well-kept secret. You have to promise not to tell anyone. Okay, here it is… President Barack Obama has accomplished a lot. In fact, he has been a pretty damn effective ...
Presidential Report Cards

Hope and Change? Done and Done

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We’re gonna let you in on a really well-kept secret. You have to promise not to tell anyone. Okay, here it is… President Barack Obama has accomplished a lot. In fact, he has been a pretty damn effective President. Some of you are already having apoplectic fits because you think President Obama is the worst [&hellip
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Mike Huckabee is a bald-faced liar. Unlike other presidential candidates, Huckabee seems intelligent; like he’d be actually capable of writing something well if it weren’t for his stupid ideology. I don’t know what it ...
Quickly, Before The Turrists Getcha

All Aboard The Fear Train

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Mike Huckabee is a bald-faced liar. Unlike other presidential candidates, Huckabee seems intelligent; like he’d be actually capable of writing something well if it weren’t for his stupid ideology. I don’t know what it is, but some part of me is screaming that Huckabee knows himself to be a liar. And I can think of [&hellip
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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and ...
The One With The Power to Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches

The Rise and Fall of Trump/Carson

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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and [this] country,” but we really don’t get it. Just as perplexing is determining what [&hellip
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When there's a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most ...
And Not Just For Actually Watching These Debates

What Can We Do When We Are The Dumbasses?

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When there’s a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most useful of actions; it doesn’t really fix whatever is wrong but crap on a spatula, does it feel [&hellip
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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 ...
And We're Not Even Talking About the Combover

The Ugly American

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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning voters said Trump their guy, second only to Bush. That [&hellip
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