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Summer is supposed to be the bestest time of all but for Donald, or Mini-Mani as the bullies were calling him because of his teeny-tiny hands, but things have not been so awesome. First some soldier’s parents picked a ...
BFFs (Brexit Friends Forever)

Donald Makes a Friend

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Summer is supposed to be the bestest time of all but for Donald, or Mini-Mani as the bullies were calling him because of his teeny-tiny hands, but things have not been so awesome. First some soldier’s parents picked a fight with him for no reason, then people kept getting mad because he changed his mind [&hellip
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Fighting makes me feel icky. When people disagree, part of me wants to curl up into the fetal position and pretend it isn’t happening. That’s the part that just wishes everyone would get along. But everyone doesn’t get ...
1st Rule of Political Fight Club: Stop Being an Asshat

Political Fight Club

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Fighting makes me feel icky. When people disagree, part of me wants to curl up into the fetal position and pretend it isn’t happening. That’s the part that just wishes everyone would get along. But everyone doesn’t get along. Pretending there aren’t differing opinions on significant issues that impact our daily lives is not just [
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Dear-sweet-mother-of-pearl, this campaign season just will not end! It feels like we’ve been hearing about 2016 since 2013—probably because we have—but finally we have the major party conventions behind us. Also the ...
Hope Out The Ying-Yang

Everything You Wanted To Know about the DNC 2016 in Philly (But Couldn’t Bear to Watch)

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Dear-sweet-mother-of-pearl, this campaign season just will not end! It feels like we’ve been hearing about 2016 since 2013—probably because we have—but finally we have the major party conventions behind us. Also the Libertarian National Convention which blew the RNC and DNC out of the water when it came to brevity and weirdness. But
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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, ...
All Trump Was Missing Was a Majestic Escalator

Everything You Wanted To Know about the RNC in Cleveland (But Couldn’t Bear to Watch)

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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, this was some good TV. It wasn’t so good if you thought in terms of “Oh, sweet baby Jesus this [&hellip
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For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped ...
Where Did We Put Our Passports?

Trumpocalypse: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped their lardasses out of their recliners had just stayed home to watch reruns of The [&hellip
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A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to people who opposed Hillary Clinton why I liked her. That fact, plus other posts I’ve written for The Snap Download, may have already clued you in to my feelings about Donald Trump but ...
Spoiler Alert! Metric Buttload of Reasons

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Dislike The Donald

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A few weeks ago, I tried to explain to people who opposed Hillary Clinton why I liked her. That fact, plus other posts I’ve written for The Snap Download, may have already clued you in to my feelings about Donald Trump but just to lay it all out, nice and clear, here is why: Dear [&hellip
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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because ...
She Can Be Prez But I'm Still Claiming Queen of Everything Title

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Like Hillary

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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because she is a woman. To my own ears, my response sounded defensive and disjointed — like [&hellip
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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 ...
It's the New Game Craze Sweeping the Nation!

Hey, Remember Congress?

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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 seconds thinking about the people we already elected and have been paying upwards of $175,000 a year to represent us. Th
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Picture it: January 2018, Trumpmerica. A year has passed since Donald J. Trump, née Drumpf, was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of Great America. It only took reporters 30 days to be able to say ...
'Cuz Global Warming Is a Lie!

Trumpmerica: Like a Dystopian Hellscape But Without The Warmth

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Picture it: January 2018, Trumpmerica. A year has passed since Donald J. Trump, née Drumpf, was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of Great America. It only took reporters 30 days to be able to say “President Trump” without nervously giggling and less than that for RNC Chairman Reince Priebus to [&hellip
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