Fox “News”

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Many months ago I stopped reacting to every terrible thing that came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. It was an act of self-preservation otherwise I would have had to stop working, sleeping, and even breathing. Every time we ...
Angry Cantaloupe May Be the Name of My New Band

Questioning the Sisterhood of the Traveling Misogynist

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Many months ago I stopped reacting to every terrible thing that came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. It was an act of self-preservation otherwise I would have had to stop working, sleeping, and even breathing. Every time we turn around he is saying something new and terrible. Whether it’s mocking a disabled reporter, attacking the [&hell
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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because ...
She Can Be Prez But I'm Still Claiming Queen of Everything Title

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Like Hillary

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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because she is a woman. To my own ears, my response sounded defensive and disjointed — like [&hellip
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There’s a great disparity between generations, and Cal Thomas’ latest article is the perfect example. To Cal, hard work and persistence guarantees success. Those who have not found success have clearly not worked hard ...
Old People Amirite?

Cal Doesn’t Get It

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There’s a great disparity between generations, and Cal Thomas’ latest article is the perfect example. To Cal, hard work and persistence guarantees success. Those who have not found success have clearly not worked hard enough. Life is cut-and-dry to the elderly it seems. The Left, Cal purports, has brainwashed the public. They’ve cre
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All great writers know that selecting the right verb is paramount to crafting a great sentence. You can hastily run, or you can dash; you can annoyingly complain, or you can bitch. Verbs are particularly important when ...
Who Them?

Verbs

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All great writers know that selecting the right verb is paramount to crafting a great sentence. You can hastily run, or you can dash; you can annoyingly complain, or you can bitch. Verbs are particularly important when you’re trying to evoke emotion from within your reader—as Todd “Stop Picking On Us Christians” Starnes is wont [&
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I struggled. I struggled dearly with this final article (before I leave on a brief hiatus). I checked Fox News—as I always do—praying, hoping, yearning for another Mike Huckabee article. And there, before mine eyes, ...
This All Seems Familiar

Facts, Facts…

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I struggled. I struggled dearly with this final article (before I leave on a brief hiatus). I checked Fox News—as I always do—praying, hoping, yearning for another Mike Huckabee article. And there, before mine eyes, emblazoned across the front page, read this headline: “America needs a commander in chief, not a weather-obsessed met
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Dear Ottawa Sun, I don’t like you. You see, I’ve been paying attention to American politics a lot around here—mostly because of our readership, and because American candidates are way more funny—so I’ve missed ...
Just As Bad But More Boring

Canada’s Fox News

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Dear Ottawa Sun, I don’t like you. You see, I’ve been paying attention to American politics a lot around here—mostly because of our readership, and because American candidates are way more funny—so I’ve missed many opportunities to scold you. However, CTV’s info-graphic-CGI thing last night showed that at least seven or eight
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Am I surprised that a Republican representative has written an article for Fox News? Of course not. Am I surprised that it’s about immigrants? Of course not. Am I surprised that Rep. Brian Babin mentioned studies and data, ...
Is It Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start?

HOW 2 HYPERDINK?

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Am I surprised that a Republican representative has written an article for Fox News? Of course not. Am I surprised that it’s about immigrants? Of course not. Am I surprised that Rep. Brian Babin mentioned studies and data, but never cited them? Especially not. Recently, Rep. Babin wrote an article for Fox News plugging his [&hellip
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Analogies. Just another item to add to a growing list of things that Mike Huckabee sucks at. I guess it’s not uncommon at least. A lot of writers at Fox News seem to struggle with complex ideas; with that in mind, I guess ...
Starring Mike Huckabee

Words With Mike

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Analogies. Just another item to add to a growing list of things that Mike Huckabee sucks at. I guess it’s not uncommon at least. A lot of writers at Fox News seem to struggle with complex ideas; with that in mind, I guess I can give him a pass. He’s just lucky he isn’t president; [&hellip
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Abortion. It seems like it’s the story that can’t be… aborted (wink). A few weeks ago the Center for Medical Progress (I know it sounds legit, but trust me it’s not) released their latest video in a string of ...
Dammit.

Abortiongate

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Abortion. It seems like it’s the story that can’t be… aborted (wink). A few weeks ago the Center for Medical Progress (I know it sounds legit, but trust me it’s not) released their latest video in a string of “sting operations” against Planned Parenthood. Since that time, no one’s shut up about it. In fact, [&hellip
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