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Nothing is simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn't ...
3 Down, Eleventy Gazillion to Go

Early Bird Special for 3 Presidential Hopefuls

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Nothing is simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn’t work right. You can’t just say, “I’m running for President” and then run. First you have [&hellip
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The Snap: To get a good career you used to just have to go to college. Now you have to get into the best nursery school, or you won’t get into the best primary school, and then you’ll blow your chances of getting into ...
Seriously Texas? Are You Just Trying to Find Someone to Make Rick Perry Look Less Crazy?

THIS MONTH IN JACKASSERY: HE’S B-A-A-CK!

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The Snap: To get a good career you used to just have to go to college. Now you have to get into the best nursery school, or you won’t get into the best primary school, and then you’ll blow your chances of getting into the perfect high school and have absolutely no shot of getting [&hellip
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The Snap: I've gotta be honest with you: I love not working. Well, really I’m happiest when I don’t see cubicles/office doors even if I work longer hours at home on freelance projects. Based on these preferences, I ...
Although It Seems To Require Having Crazy Eyes and/or Selling One's Soul

MEMBERSHIP HAS ITS PRIVILEGES

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The Snap: I’ve gotta be honest with you: I love not working. Well, really I’m happiest when I don’t see cubicles/office doors even if I work longer hours at home on freelance projects. Based on these preferences, I probably should’ve chosen Congressperson on career day since they spend about half of the year in the [&hellip
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