Dogs

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There was no traffic at 3am. That’s good in one respect as I needed to get my dog to the Emergency Animal Hospital and it’s horrible in another respect in that I knew what would happen when we got there. There was a ...
So Much More Than Just a Dog

Charlie My Boy

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There was no traffic at 3am. That’s good in one respect as I needed to get my dog to the Emergency Animal Hospital and it’s horrible in another respect in that I knew what would happen when we got there. There was a little more traffic at 4:30am, when I drove back to my house [&hellip
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I was going to write about how dogs are better than people but given the news all around us that seems too obvious. Of course dogs are better than people. Dogs are all about love. Dogs love us even when we're terrible. They ...
Though Sometimes It's Tough To Remember

Dogs Make Me Believe in Humanity

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I was going to write about how dogs are better than people but given the news all around us that seems too obvious. Of course dogs are better than people. Dogs are all about love. Dogs love us even when we’re terrible. They spend their lives waiting for us to come home and spend time [&hellip
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The media--even us humble little upstarts here at The Snap Download--love to tell the world how everything is the worst. We revel in tales of how low humanity can go whether we’re talking about school shootings, Congress, ...
Although It's Hard To Believe

Proof That Everything Doesn’t Suck

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The media–even us humble little upstarts here at The Snap Download–love to tell the world how everything is the worst. We revel in tales of how low humanity can go whether we’re talking about school shootings, Congress, sexists, epidemics, dictators, Congress, bigots, terrorists, Congress, violent predators, asshats, rampant
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The Snap: When it comes to pets, there are two types of people: those who would spend any amount of money possible on their pets’ health and happiness and those who think doing so is insane. Americans spend more money ...
It Ain't Cheap But It's Worth It

Can’t Buy Me Puppy Love

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The Snap: When it comes to pets, there are two types of people: those who would spend any amount of money possible on their pets’ health and happiness and those who think doing so is insane. Americans spend more money on our pets than any other country on earth; in 2013, we spent $55.7 billion. [&hellip
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The Snap: Out of the kindness of my heart -- and for $100 -- I decided to help my sister and watch her dog for the week while she's on vacation. I agreed to stay at her house with a “14-year old sweetheart” of a dog, ...
Please, don't trap your friends and family into watching your demon dog.

Dog-sitting is the Worst Thing Ever

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The Snap: Out of the kindness of my heart — and for $100 — I decided to help my sister and watch her dog for the week while she’s on vacation. I agreed to stay at her house with a “14-year old sweetheart” of a dog, but what I actually got was an old, untamed [&hellip
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The Snap: My dog Charlie is softly snoring as I write this. Earlier he was chasing some butterflies and got tangled in his own leash. Before that, he wagged his whole body when I got home from work. He’s volunteered in ...
The Most Dangerous Thing About My Dog is his Farting Tendency

THE PITFALLS OF PREJUDICE

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The Snap: My dog Charlie is softly snoring as I write this. Earlier he was chasing some butterflies and got tangled in his own leash. Before that, he wagged his whole body when I got home from work. He’s volunteered in nursing homes and allowed my neighbors to dress him up like a small canine [&hellip
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The Snap: What do Vladimir Putin, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, and Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli have in common? If you answered, they’re terrified of and yet obsessed with sodomy, you’re ...
Reducing the Size of Government to Make It Small Enough To Fit In Our Bedrooms

BLOWHARDS, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC

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The Snap: What do Vladimir Putin, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal, and Virginia gubernatorial candidate Ken Cuccinelli have in common? If you answered, they’re terrified of and yet obsessed with sodomy, you’re correct. Partial credit is also given for answering possession of dead, yet mesmerizing eyes. First of all, gubernatorial is

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