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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, ...
All Trump Was Missing Was a Majestic Escalator

Everything You Wanted To Know about the RNC in Cleveland (But Couldn’t Bear to Watch)

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We have to hand it to the Donald: The Republican National Convention was sure-as-shit entertaining to watch with him dry-humping the corpse of the party of Abraham Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt into the ground. Seriously, this was some good TV. It wasn’t so good if you thought in terms of “Oh, sweet baby Jesus this [&hellip
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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Here in New York we’re sitting in our ice locker after this weekend’s winter storm (or Jonas or #snowpocalypse or whatever). I’ve been through enough of them to know that the forecast a day before the storm means ...
Christie’s Missed Moment

Why Winter Storm Jonas is Chris Christie’s Missed Opportunity

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Here in New York we’re sitting in our ice locker after this weekend’s winter storm (or Jonas or #snowpocalypse or whatever). I’ve been through enough of them to know that the forecast a day before the storm means nothing. Many a cancellation has been implemented only for us to get a few flurries. So when [&hellip
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Governor Christie has been catching some well-deserved grief lately for proudly declaring during the latest Republican debate that he is a friend to King Hussein of Jordan, who has been dead since 1999. It’s funny because ...
One of Many

Chris Christie is a Perfect Example of What’s Wrong with Politics in the U.S.

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Governor Christie has been catching some well-deserved grief lately for proudly declaring during the latest Republican debate that he is a friend to King Hussein of Jordan, who has been dead since 1999. It’s funny because this comment was made while he was criticizing President Obama for not being trustworthy and criticizing his republi
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more ...
Pace Yourselves, People! We Got Eleventy Gazillion to Go.

Drinking Through the Pain: 1st GOP Primary Debate

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more importantly, it’s time for the 2016 Presidential debate drinking games to begin! And there was much rejoicing! Duri
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Although the 2016 U.S. Presidential election is still a buttload of weeks in the future, TSD has been toiling away to give you the low-down on the few people who have actually made progress in declaring their candidacy and ...
Oooh! Something Other Than Middle-Aged White Men!

Part III of Who Wants To Be a President?

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Although the 2016 U.S. Presidential election is still a buttload of weeks in the future, TSD has been toiling away to give you the low-down on the few people who have actually made progress in declaring their candidacy and the rest of the jokers we think are gonna run. We covered Bush, Webb, Graham, Walker, [&hellip
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Apparently there is a controversy over whether parents should vaccinate their kids. The controversy is bubbling up in the news because the evangelical christian party of god presidential hopefuls Chris Christie and Rand ...
You Cannot Put The Public At Risk

If You Are An Idiot, You Should Have To Give Something Up

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Apparently there is a controversy over whether parents should vaccinate their kids. The controversy is bubbling up in the news because the evangelical christian party of god presidential hopefuls Chris Christie and Rand Paul have both said that parents should have a choice in getting their kids vaccinated. Christie later backed off the s
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There has been a lot of discussion regarding the field of 2016 presidential candidates from the evangelical christian party of god. A lot of this has been due to Romney’s announcement that he might run again. After all, ...
From a comedic perspective of course

Is It Too Soon To Evaluate The 2016 Evangelical Christian Party of God Candidates?

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There has been a lot of discussion regarding the field of 2016 presidential candidates from the evangelical christian party of god. A lot of this has been due to Romney’s announcement that he might run again. After all, third times the charm right? Regardless, I thought that I should weigh in on the possible candidates. [&hellip
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