Carly Fiorina

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What do you think was the theme for this year’s International Women’s Day? Under the Sea? Ladies drink free? No, it was #PledgeForParity. That may sound less exciting than the standard prom theme but since women won’t ...
Shrill?!? I'll Give You Shrill!!

Backwards and In Heels

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What do you think was the theme for this year’s International Women’s Day? Under the Sea? Ladies drink free? No, it was #PledgeForParity. That may sound less exciting than the standard prom theme but since women won’t achieve political or economic parity for something like 117 goddam years I’m literally seeing red from my pending
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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When there's a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most ...
And Not Just For Actually Watching These Debates

What Can We Do When We Are The Dumbasses?

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When there’s a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most useful of actions; it doesn’t really fix whatever is wrong but crap on a spatula, does it feel [&hellip
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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end -- if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying ...
Could This One At Least Feature and Obstacle Course?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back: Latest Debate Drinking Game

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As the field of Democratic Presidential candidates steadily dwindles, the GOP field is the game of “99 bottles of beer” on the wall that won’t end — if by “bottles of beer” we meant ass-achingly annoying candidates and by game we meant endless electoral cycle. And so we try to whip up some alcohol-based enthusiasm [&hellip
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more ...
Pace Yourselves, People! We Got Eleventy Gazillion to Go.

Drinking Through the Pain: 1st GOP Primary Debate

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more importantly, it’s time for the 2016 Presidential debate drinking games to begin! And there was much rejoicing! Duri
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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of ...
18 And Counting

Presidential Wannabes Part VI: Make it Stop

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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of female candidates has doubled! The be-uterused among us make up over 50% of the [&hellip

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