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“He’s a lying liar!” “She started it!” “They’re not being fair!” “It looks like he peed his pants!” “He’s a loser!” No, you’re not overhearing a fight at recess because schools have ...
Stop It Right Now Or I'm Turning This Election Around!

Where Did All The Grown-ups Go?

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“He’s a lying liar!” “She started it!” “They’re not being fair!” “It looks like he peed his pants!” “He’s a loser!” No, you’re not overhearing a fight at recess because schools have all canceled recess so America’s children will get better at life’s most important skills like filling in those little bubbles
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What do you think was the theme for this year’s International Women’s Day? Under the Sea? Ladies drink free? No, it was #PledgeForParity. That may sound less exciting than the standard prom theme but since women won’t ...
Shrill?!? I'll Give You Shrill!!

Backwards and In Heels

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What do you think was the theme for this year’s International Women’s Day? Under the Sea? Ladies drink free? No, it was #PledgeForParity. That may sound less exciting than the standard prom theme but since women won’t achieve political or economic parity for something like 117 goddam years I’m literally seeing red from my pending
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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The recent U.K. petition to ban Donald Trump from entering their borders makes me wonder about the impact and history of banning, specifically in the U.S. Who's been banned from the U.S., why, and who should we think ...
Who Bans Who

Bugger Off, Gobby Trump!

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The recent U.K. petition to ban Donald Trump from entering their borders makes me wonder about the impact and history of banning, specifically in the U.S. Who’s been banned from the U.S., why, and who should we think about banning? After conducting a great deal of research, I discovered the U.S. bans people on a [&hellip
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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and ...
The One With The Power to Vanquish The Dark Lord Approaches

The Rise and Fall of Trump/Carson

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Here at TSD we’ve tried to figure out why many believe Donald Trump and Ben Carson are qualified to be leader of the free world. We won’t go so far as The Donald in wondering “how stupid are the people of Iowa and [this] country,” but we really don’t get it. Just as perplexing is determining what [&hellip
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As I watched the recent presidential candidate debates, I found myself asking, "Do we really know who the candidates are? If not, what types of questions would speak to the character of the candidates?" The key is in the ...
13 Questions

Dear U.S. Presidential Candidates: Tell Us the Truth About You

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As I watched the recent presidential candidate debates, I found myself asking, “Do we really know who the candidates are? If not, what types of questions would speak to the character of the candidates?” The key is in the truth of the answers. If you could ask the U.S. presidential candidates a question (and receive [&hellip
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When there's a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most ...
And Not Just For Actually Watching These Debates

What Can We Do When We Are The Dumbasses?

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When there’s a problem, particularly a big one, we love blaming other people. There are few things more satisfying then identifying someone to blame and then blaming the bejeezus out of that person. It’s not the most useful of actions; it doesn’t really fix whatever is wrong but crap on a spatula, does it feel [&hellip
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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 ...
And We're Not Even Talking About the Combover

The Ugly American

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On June 16, in the midst of announcing he was running for President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump, Sr. said a whole lotta horrible things about Mexico. Two weeks later, a CNN/ORC poll showed that 12 percent of Republicans and Republican-leaning voters said Trump their guy, second only to Bush. That [&hellip
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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of ...
18 And Counting

Presidential Wannabes Part VI: Make it Stop

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Lest we forget in a moment of blissful amnesia, we are still stuck in the longest beginning to a presidential campaign season ever in the history of time. It would be hard to whip up any enthusiasm except the number of female candidates has doubled! The be-uterused among us make up over 50% of the [&hellip
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