2016 Campaign

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Many months ago I stopped reacting to every terrible thing that came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. It was an act of self-preservation otherwise I would have had to stop working, sleeping, and even breathing. Every time we ...
Angry Cantaloupe May Be the Name of My New Band

Questioning the Sisterhood of the Traveling Misogynist

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Many months ago I stopped reacting to every terrible thing that came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. It was an act of self-preservation otherwise I would have had to stop working, sleeping, and even breathing. Every time we turn around he is saying something new and terrible. Whether it’s mocking a disabled reporter, attacking the [&hell
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The recent FBI announcement of the scale of Secretary Clinton’s disregard for regulations when it came to her official government email has me at a loss for words. From the beginning, the “scandal” didn’t bother me ...
You're Still My Girl But Come On!!

What The Hellary!?!

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The recent FBI announcement of the scale of Secretary Clinton’s disregard for regulations when it came to her official government email has me at a loss for words. From the beginning, the “scandal” didn’t bother me as much as many friends and readers thought it should. I was more troubled by the news of some [&hellip
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For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped ...
Where Did We Put Our Passports?

Trumpocalypse: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped their lardasses out of their recliners had just stayed home to watch reruns of The [&hellip
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Dear sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! This 2016 Presidential campaign is about ready to strip away what little sanity we had left here at The Snap Download. We wish we could look away but it’s like whenever someone ...
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge

If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge a Question

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Dear sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! This 2016 Presidential campaign is about ready to strip away what little sanity we had left here at The Snap Download. We wish we could look away but it’s like whenever someone gives Sarah Palin a microphone and tells her to talk about America; we are glued [&hellip
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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa ...
Isn't the Election Over Yet?

What in the Hell is a Caucus Anyway?

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It feels like we’ve been wrapped up in the 2016 U.S. Presidential campaign season for the bulk of our adult lives and yet much of how all this shit goes down is still a mystery. Like what the hell is a caucus? Why is Iowa so freaking important? Who in the hell actually likes Donald [&hellip
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Even if President Obama came out singing “Proud to Be An American” with an eagle named Uncle Sam sitting on his shoulder and flying throughout the crowd delivering patriotic gift baskets, many politicians and regular ...
From Time To Time

Translating The State of the Union

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Even if President Obama came out singing “Proud to Be An American” with an eagle named Uncle Sam sitting on his shoulder and flying throughout the crowd delivering patriotic gift baskets, many politicians and regular ‘Muricans would have disagreed with him. This president enjoys a level of loathing and disrespect that seems unparall
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For bitter, angry people who love to mix their booze and Xanax, the election season is like freaking Christmas. As with that paean to Capitalism and O’ Holy Overnight Shipping, it seems like the holiday season keeps ...
Biden is out and Ryan is in and we all lose

Election Perennial Quadrennial: Winner and Losers

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For bitter, angry people who love to mix their booze and Xanax, the election season is like freaking Christmas. As with that paean to Capitalism and O’ Holy Overnight Shipping, it seems like the holiday season keeps creeping up earlier each go around. But also, at what point can we stop calling it a “season”? [&hellip
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Despite the fact that I still plan on voting for Trump in the New Hampshire primary, I have to admit that in many cases I have no idea what he is saying. Granted I am not a true Trump supporter. I am supporting the WWTDD ...
If I Take All These Words and Put Them in a Blender, I Wonder What Will Come Out?

Word Salad

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Despite the fact that I still plan on voting for Trump in the New Hampshire primary, I have to admit that in many cases I have no idea what he is saying. Granted I am not a true Trump supporter. I am supporting the WWTDD ticket, which calls for a Trump/Sanders race. Still, I would [&hellip
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Rand Paul is a bit of conundrum for me. In a lot of cases he makes total sense. I do like a lot of the Libertarian positions. I love the opposition to warrantless wiretapping and the Patriot Act. I also like that he opposes ...
Respect, but Not Necessarily Agreement

A Degree of Respect for Rand

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Rand Paul is a bit of conundrum for me. In a lot of cases he makes total sense. I do like a lot of the Libertarian positions. I love the opposition to warrantless wiretapping and the Patriot Act. I also like that he opposes the militarization of the police. These are things that I support, [&hellip
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