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Charlie My Boy

So Much More Than Just a Dog
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There was no traffic at 3am. That’s good in one respect as I needed to get my dog to the Emergency Animal Hospital and it’s horrible in another respect in that I knew what would happen when we got there. There was a little more traffic at 4:30am, when I drove back to my house [&hellip
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I have mild social anxiety disorder and intermittent generalized anxiety disorder which means that I spend a lot of my waking hours worried about stuff that makes absolutely no sense to panic about. Embarrassing myself in ...
It's The Fall That's Gonna Kill Ya

If It’s Not Terrorism, Who Cares?

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I have mild social anxiety disorder and intermittent generalized anxiety disorder which means that I spend a lot of my waking hours worried about stuff that makes absolutely no sense to panic about. Embarrassing myself in front of friends, not knowing what I’m talking about at work, getting lost, being late for something, obsessing over
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Nothing has made me happier in recent months than the trending of #cruzsexscandal this past weekend. Seeing smarmy-faced Cruz as just another man was, in some ways, refreshing. We knew something was coming, it came, and then ...
Dear God Please Let This Be True

If Not a Sex Scandal, Something Needs to Burn Down Cruz’s Campaign

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Nothing has made me happier in recent months than the trending of #cruzsexscandal this past weekend. Seeing smarmy-faced Cruz as just another man was, in some ways, refreshing. We knew something was coming, it came, and then kind of went. Wait, what? A little background on Ted’s pants party: In early March, pundits from both [&hellip
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Last week, just before heading off on a “well deserved” vacation, the Senate voted against S. 2609, a voluntary GMO labeling bill. Had it passed, the bill would have required that in the next two years the “Secretary ...
Or a Labeling Bill.

What’s in a Label?

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Last week, just before heading off on a “well deserved” vacation, the Senate voted against S. 2609, a voluntary GMO labeling bill. Had it passed, the bill would have required that in the next two years the “Secretary of the Department of Agriculture establish a national voluntary labeling standard” for foods containing or made wit
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The symbol on my Back Button has worn off. It’s not because my computer is old, nor is it because I’m a terrible typist. No, it’s because I’m indecisive and constantly self-correcting. Am I blustering? Of course; if ...
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Rageboners Are Fully Torqued

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The symbol on my Back Button has worn off. It’s not because my computer is old, nor is it because I’m a terrible typist. No, it’s because I’m indecisive and constantly self-correcting. Am I blustering? Of course; if Justin Trudeau can, why can’t I? However, the need to be self-correcting stems from my inherent stupidity. [&helli
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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because ...
She Can Be Prez But I'm Still Claiming Queen of Everything Title

Dear ‘Muricans: Why I Like Hillary

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Recently I was asked why I support Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton and want to see her become the 45th President of the United States. The tone with which I was asked indicated the questioner believed it was mainly because she is a woman. To my own ears, my response sounded defensive and disjointed — like [&hellip
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There are many reasons to dislike rich, white men who use their platforms to spew hate speech. I'm adding another to the list: for the first time in my life, I agree with Fox News. Maybe that’s the really amazing thing ...
#teammegyn

Strange Bedfellows

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There are many reasons to dislike rich, white men who use their platforms to spew hate speech. I’m adding another to the list: for the first time in my life, I agree with Fox News. Maybe that’s the really amazing thing about Trump – he has united people from all over the political spectrum into [&hellip
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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 ...
It's the New Game Craze Sweeping the Nation!

Hey, Remember Congress?

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It’s time for everyone’s favorite game, “Hey, Remember Congress?”!! That’s when we put aside the fact that our attention spans have been bore-sighted on the nonstop campaign shitshow and instead spend about 90 seconds thinking about the people we already elected and have been paying upwards of $175,000 a year to represent us. Th
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Hey guess what? It’s still Women’s History Month! Yes, women do get a full month and no, that is still not enough! But we digress… Rather than rail about lack of recognition for more than half of the earth’s ...
Self-Rescuing Princesses

Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves

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Hey guess what? It’s still Women’s History Month! Yes, women do get a full month and no, that is still not enough! But we digress… Rather than rail about lack of recognition for more than half of the earth’s population, The Snap Download would like to use this opportunity to highlight just a few of [&hellip
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As you probably already know the U.S. has a massive drug problem, specifically with opiates. The reason I’m betting you already know this is that, according to the American Society of Addiction Medicine, as of 2014, 21.5 ...
Hi America.

Hello, My Name is America and I’m an Addict.

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As you probably already know the U.S. has a massive drug problem, specifically with opiates. The reason I’m betting you already know this is that, according to the American Society of Addiction Medicine, as of 2014, 21.5 million Americans 12 or older have a substance abuse disorder and of those, 1.9 million involved prescription pain [&
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I’m of the firm belief that everyone should have a motto, something to live by. Or, at the very least, a catchy jingle. I’m not sure what my jingle would be, but I’m thinking it should be something along the lines of ...
Please Don't Sue Me State Farm

Like A Good Neighbor

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I’m of the firm belief that everyone should have a motto, something to live by. Or, at the very least, a catchy jingle. I’m not sure what my jingle would be, but I’m thinking it should be something along the lines of this one: “When there’s nothing to write about, Todd Starnes is there!” ~ [&hellip
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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more interesting, this week’s episode of the hit soap 2016: Election of Doom brought the big stuff. There was violence, amnesia, sweating, and even more violence. The ...
In a world…

Donald Trump and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week

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Just when you thought things couldn’t get any more interesting, this week’s episode of the hit soap 2016: Election of Doom brought the big stuff. There was violence, amnesia, sweating, and even more violence. The intrigue! The violence! Was this the best episode yet? So let’s recap: Evil Scrooge-character-with-less-money Donald Trum
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Picture it: January 2018, Trumpmerica. A year has passed since Donald J. Trump, née Drumpf, was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of Great America. It only took reporters 30 days to be able to say ...
'Cuz Global Warming Is a Lie!

Trumpmerica: Like a Dystopian Hellscape But Without The Warmth

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Picture it: January 2018, Trumpmerica. A year has passed since Donald J. Trump, née Drumpf, was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of Great America. It only took reporters 30 days to be able to say “President Trump” without nervously giggling and less than that for RNC Chairman Reince Priebus to [&hellip
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One of the greatest things about the U.S. is our public land. We have millions of acres of Federal lands in all the states and territories featuring all different kinds of significant natural areas and historic sites. One of ...
This Land is…IDK, Somebody’s

This Land Is Your Land

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One of the greatest things about the U.S. is our public land. We have millions of acres of Federal lands in all the states and territories featuring all different kinds of significant natural areas and historic sites. One of the annoying things about the U.S. is that we seem to always be in some kind [&hellip
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