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Charlie My Boy

So Much More Than Just a Dog
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There was no traffic at 3am. That’s good in one respect as I needed to get my dog to the Emergency Animal Hospital and it’s horrible in another respect in that I knew what would happen when we got there. There was a little more traffic at 4:30am, when I drove back to my house [&hellip
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A mysterious malady has overtaken former Target shoppers. After going into stores and seeing the signs designating “boys” and “girls” had been removed from the toy and bedding departments, these shoppers have ...
Or Seriously Evil, Or Something

Target Is The Devil

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A mysterious malady has overtaken former Target shoppers. After going into stores and seeing the signs designating “boys” and “girls” had been removed from the toy and bedding departments, these shoppers have experienced shortness of breath, chest pains, uncontrollable bursts of anger and of course, anal leakage. The conditions ty
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I talk a lot about how I will eventually become Queen of Everything (QoE). For the wildly uninformed, that is not an actual job. I cannot pass a test to be declared QoE, nor could I win an election to gain the title. I ...
And What Else Could We Do With That Money?

Why Do Elections Cost So Much?

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I talk a lot about how I will eventually become Queen of Everything (QoE). For the wildly uninformed, that is not an actual job. I cannot pass a test to be declared QoE, nor could I win an election to gain the title. I imagine I will simply awaken one day to find everyone has [&hellip
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Unless you’re totally out of touch with movies and entertainment, you’ve likely heard just how bad the new Fantastic Four movie is.  The standard reasons provided by critics, bloggers, and friends seem to fall under the ...
How Could It Be Worse?

Fantastic Four: Not So Much

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Unless you’re totally out of touch with movies and entertainment, you’ve likely heard just how bad the new Fantastic Four movie is.  The standard reasons provided by critics, bloggers, and friends seem to fall under the categories of lack of story, lack of action, and a whole lot of talky-talk. Even though I was a [&hellip
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I have been lazy. Well not really lazy since I have been doing a lot of stuff this summer. I got back on the Appalachian Trail for a few sections, joined a golf club and took up golf, went to Paris and London, and have been ...
What Would Tyler Durden Do?

The Fight Club Approach to 2016

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I have been lazy. Well not really lazy since I have been doing a lot of stuff this summer. I got back on the Appalachian Trail for a few sections, joined a golf club and took up golf, went to Paris and London, and have been training for 2015 Reach The Beach. So I have [&hellip
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The word "queer" brings different associations to minds of different people: some will instantly think "gay", others (read: bigots) will think "sick", or "twisted" or something else that is utterly wrong. With her new album ...
How Strange Can a Sound Be?

Listen To: ‘A Strange Sound’ by Brigid Fitch

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The word “queer” brings different associations to minds of different people: some will instantly think “gay”, others (read: bigots) will think “sick”, or “twisted” or something else that is utterly wrong. With her new album titled A Stranger Sound Brigid Fitch explores the original meaning
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Congress is always looking out for the American taxpayer and trying to find ways to save our hard-earned dollars. That’s why Congress LOVES to shut down the federal government over pretty much anything. You know, how like ...
Shutting Down Tantrums-R-Us

Defund Congress

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Congress is always looking out for the American taxpayer and trying to find ways to save our hard-earned dollars. That’s why Congress LOVES to shut down the federal government over pretty much anything. You know, how like if you have a business and the property’s landlord closes down the building – you won’t be spending [&hellip
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August 8th, 2015, One Direction (1D) took the stage in Baltimore, MD.  This was the second time I’ve happily and intentionally seen the boy band in concert and, therefore, was prepared for what was in store for me. A ...
Oh What a Night

One Direction: My Second Time to the Show

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August 8th, 2015, One Direction (1D) took the stage in Baltimore, MD.  This was the second time I’ve happily and intentionally seen the boy band in concert and, therefore, was prepared for what was in store for me. A cohort of screaming teens, tweens, scantily clad under-agers and the overwhelming sense of excitement visible in [&helli
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Did you guys get the title? 'Cause — 'cause all the abortions. I’m sure you’ve heard the rumours about Planned Parenthood (PP) pressuring women to have abortions so that PP can sell the body parts on… the Black ...
MORE LIKE PLANNED SINGLEHOOD!

Planned Parenthood?

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Did you guys get the title? ‘Cause — ’cause all the abortions. I’m sure you’ve heard the rumours about Planned Parenthood (PP) pressuring women to have abortions so that PP can sell the body parts on… the Black Market or something. It’s not a new rumour, but video evidence has surfaced that suggests that it’s no [
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What is it that makes one band stand out from the mass? In today's context of web 2.0, when literally anyone with a computer and an internet connection can make and publish music, what is the thing that makes us listen to ...
A review of "Pain" by Deaf Wish

Not Pain, But Pleasure: Deaf Wish Did It Again

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What is it that makes one band stand out from the mass? In today’s context of web 2.0, when literally anyone with a computer and an internet connection can make and publish music, what is the thing that makes us listen to this band and skip that one? Well, so many things and nothing in [&hellip
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My concerns over the state of education in America, specifically when it comes to civics and biology, are heightened by Donald Trump’s political circus and the astute critical thinkers who support this wackmobile. First ...
Post-Survival of 1st GOP Debate Drinking Game

The Queen of Everything vs. The Politically and Factually Incorrect

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My concerns over the state of education in America, specifically when it comes to civics and biology, are heightened by Donald Trump’s political circus and the astute critical thinkers who support this wackmobile. First off, let’s talk about Trump’s appalling lack of understanding of biology. When women menstruate, the blood leaves
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I’m sorry to have to do this again, Info Wars. I’ve already made fun of Mike Huckabee a couple times, and Cal Thomas, and Donald Trump too. Everyone else—Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Adrienne Boettinger—is already ...
Find Out Why!

Feminists Hate Him

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I’m sorry to have to do this again, Info Wars. I’ve already made fun of Mike Huckabee a couple times, and Cal Thomas, and Donald Trump too. Everyone else—Jon Stewart, John Oliver, Adrienne Boettinger—is already making fun of them, so I’ve gotta find my niche, ya know? That’s where you come in. You’re stupid and [&hellip
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more ...
Pace Yourselves, People! We Got Eleventy Gazillion to Go.

Drinking Through the Pain: 1st GOP Primary Debate

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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! No, you didn’t fall asleep for a few months and wake up right before Christmas/Chanukah/Solstice/Kwanza/Festivus. It’s time for the 2016 Presidential debates to begin or more importantly, it’s time for the 2016 Presidential debate drinking games to begin! And there was much rejoicing! Duri
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The latest movie in the in the Mission Impossible series, Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (MI5) marks the fifth installment of the action-packed spy thrillers starring Tom Cruise. It’s been almost twenty years since ...
Still Good

Mission Impossible: About What You’d Expect

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The latest movie in the in the Mission Impossible series, Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (MI5) marks the fifth installment of the action-packed spy thrillers starring Tom Cruise. It’s been almost twenty years since the first MI movie came out. Has Tom Cruise aged? Yes. Has he lost his looks, physique, on film charm, or the [&hellip
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