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The Snap: Here at The Snap Download we’re always on the lookout for new and exciting ways humans show they have absolutely no common sense. Normally, we aim our gaze at the maniacal loons in Congress. However, today ...
Literally, It Will Feel Like Your Flesh Is Burning

Feel The Burn

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Here at The Snap Download we’re always on the lookout for new and exciting ways humans show they have absolutely no common sense. Normally, we aim our gaze at the maniacal loons in Congress. However, today we’re going to tackle the delicate subject of why do human beings — particularly those in the [&hellip
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The Snap: I go to a lot of conferences. I am currently at one now. Most of the conference is pretty boring and predictable. There are a lot of product demos, discussions of the strategic focus and the road map. In many ...
Or Maybe You Can't

Try Thinking — You Might Find You Like It

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I go to a lot of conferences. I am currently at one now. Most of the conference is pretty boring and predictable. There are a lot of product demos, discussions of the strategic focus and the road map. In many ways they are entirely predictable. However there are always things that make me [&hellip
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The Snap: By now, you've probably heard the news: Sitting is the new smoking, and it's killing us all by increasing our risks for multiple health hazards, such as obesity, cancer, physical disablement and more. The news ...
First Impressions

My Week with a Standing Desk

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By now, you’ve probably heard the news: Sitting is the new smoking, and it’s killing us all by increasing our risks for multiple health hazards, such as obesity, cancer, physical disablement and more. The news is even worse when you factor in that the average American spends 13 hours per day sitting, and that [&hellip
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The Snap: About six months ago, I started playing hockey. Even though I had participated in a variety of other sports while growing up -- such as baseball, basketball, soccer, football and track & field -- I had never ...
You'll Learn A Lot About Yourself

Why You Should Pick Up A New Sport in Middle Age

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About six months ago, I started playing hockey. Even though I had participated in a variety of other sports while growing up — such as baseball, basketball, soccer, football and track & field — I had never played hockey before, either as an child or an adult. Hockey just wasn’t a very big [&hellip
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The Snap: In today’s post we have the not-so-shocking conclusion of why you would completely fail an apocalypse.  Previously we learned how you pretty much hate the outdoors for more than a day or two, you don’t know ...
If You Can't Handle 3 Days Without Electricity, You Will Fail The Apocalypse

Why You Won’t Survive The Apocalypse: Part II

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In today’s post we have the not-so-shocking conclusion of why you would completely fail an apocalypse.  Previously we learned how you pretty much hate the outdoors for more than a day or two, you don’t know how to do anything useful in or after an apocalypse, and you have no social skills. It’s [&hellip
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The Snap: The release of the post-apocalyptic, young adult movie, Divergent, made us realize we’re not alone in our fixation with the forthcoming, post-apocalyptic world. Everyone loves a good apocalypse! When was the ...
Everyone Loves a Good Apocalypse!

Why You Won’t Survive The Apocalypse: Part I

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The release of the post-apocalyptic, young adult movie, Divergent, made us realize we’re not alone in our fixation with the forthcoming, post-apocalyptic world. Everyone loves a good apocalypse! When was the last time summer didn’t include an action-packed, yet deeply moving film where the fate of the world rested in the manly hands
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The Snap: There was a kid in grade school named Sarah something. She was allergic to everything, like to the point where she could only eat rice cakes and go outside in a bubble. Other than her, the class was pretty much ...
I'm Pretty Sure I'm Allergic To Work

If You Love Your Child, Be Amish

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There was a kid in grade school named Sarah something. She was allergic to everything, like to the point where she could only eat rice cakes and go outside in a bubble. Other than her, the class was pretty much allergy-free. But that’s because I’m ancient and grew up in the 1980s when [&hellip
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The Snap: Out of the kindness of my heart -- and for $100 -- I decided to help my sister and watch her dog for the week while she's on vacation. I agreed to stay at her house with a “14-year old sweetheart” of a dog, ...
Please, don't trap your friends and family into watching your demon dog.

Dog-sitting is the Worst Thing Ever

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Out of the kindness of my heart — and for $100 — I decided to help my sister and watch her dog for the week while she’s on vacation. I agreed to stay at her house with a “14-year old sweetheart” of a dog, but what I actually got was an old, untamed [&hellip
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The Snap: As we've discussed before, traveling can bring out the worst in people. Chatty Kathys rambling on in the adjacent airline seat, oblivious to the fact that you’re wearing noise canceling headphones and ...
No More Vacations Til We Build A De-Douchebagging Laser

Why Does Traveling Turn Men Into Sexist Asshats?

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As we’ve discussed before, traveling can bring out the worst in people. Chatty Kathys rambling on in the adjacent airline seat, oblivious to the fact that you’re wearing noise canceling headphones and pretending to be asleep. Flights delayed because idiots try to cram all their earthly belongings into the overhead compartment. In
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