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I know we’re all worried. Ted Cruz will be a terrible president, and there’s totally enough stupid people to vote for him. So, before we begin, I’d like to apologize on behalf of Canadians everywhere. But at the same ...
Because Fuck Vowels

Egfr

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’re all worried. Ted Cruz will be a terrible president, and there’s totally enough stupid people to vote for him. So, before we begin, I’d like to apologize on behalf of Canadians everywhere. But at the same time, I’d like to assure Canadians everywhere that even though our dear southern friends are on [&hellip
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It’s certainly arguable that as a society we are generally more aware of what impact humans have on the environment. Going green is chic now and growing in popularity, steadily slipping into different facets of our lives, ...
Maybe

Solar Power – Am I missing Something?

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rtainly arguable that as a society we are generally more aware of what impact humans have on the environment. Going green is chic now and growing in popularity, steadily slipping into different facets of our lives, ranging from organic foods to green appliances and electric cars. It’s no wonder that we see an increase [&hellip
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That’s not an acronym; I mean poo. For at least 6,000 years, we humans have been using animal shit to build our houses. Wattle and Daub housing (I assume it means “Poop and Shit”) has protected our poor, our ...
Our Greatest Resource

Shit

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not an acronym; I mean poo. For at least 6,000 years, we humans have been using animal shit to build our houses. Wattle and Daub housing (I assume it means “Poop and Shit”) has protected our poor, our middle-class, and our anosmic from nature’s fury. Centuries ago, we reformed humans began using animal shit [&hellip
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Chicken Sexer Snake Milker Train Stuffer Cow Fart Smeller Hair Boiler Vomit Collector Body Farm Collector Panda Fluffer These are all real jobs, namely disturbing and odd jobs involving the smelling, eating, or ...
We Need Them

Weird Jobs and More

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exer Snake Milker Train Stuffer Cow Fart Smeller Hair Boiler Vomit Collector Body Farm Collector Panda Fluffer These are all real jobs, namely disturbing and odd jobs involving the smelling, eating, or picking of grotesque things. These made me ponder jobs that may not exist now, but we have a need for. Consequently, throughout [&hellip
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Recently I’ve been swept up in the of the activity tracker craze. My initial question once I purchased my Fitbit was, “why 10,000 steps?” Unfortunately the reasons I found were not so much scientific as they were a ...
Why?

10,000 Steps

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I’ve been swept up in the of the activity tracker craze. My initial question once I purchased my Fitbit was, “why 10,000 steps?” Unfortunately the reasons I found were not so much scientific as they were a holdover from a study done by a Japanese Doctor in the 1960s. More recent studies and Doctors [&hellip
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Like a lot of Apple fans, I had started today with an extra spring in my step, eagerly looking forward to the live stream of Apple's latest event for showcasing new products. New MacBooks! Finally, details about the Apple ...
I Feel Yucky

Gnawing on Apple

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t of Apple fans, I had started today with an extra spring in my step, eagerly looking forward to the live stream of Apple’s latest event for showcasing new products. New MacBooks! Finally, details about the Apple Watch! After weeks and weeks of rumors, the big day was here. When the clock struck 10am [&hellip
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Let’s be straight right outta da gate. I’m whiter than Wonka. I grew up with white privilege—honestly, I grew up with most of it. Like 60% of it was mine. I got anything I wanted whenever I wanted. It was thoroughly ...
Am I emojing right?

Frustrated Face, Thinking Face, Sad Face

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e straight right outta da gate. I’m whiter than Wonka. I grew up with white privilege—honestly, I grew up with most of it. Like 60% of it was mine. I got anything I wanted whenever I wanted. It was thoroughly good. But like every spoiled kid, there were some terrible side-effects. Mine being that [&hellip
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A decade ago, my mother bought me my very first Xbox. I had all the consoles at the time, save for the original Xbox—white privilege, fuck yeah—and so even though I wanted it badly, I was expecting more of the same. But ...
You Poor Bastard

Goodbye, Peter

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ago, my mother bought me my very first Xbox. I had all the consoles at the time, save for the original Xbox—white privilege, fuck yeah—and so even though I wanted it badly, I was expecting more of the same. But when I popped Fable into the disc tray for the first time, my [&hellip
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Although you may not be nerd enough to have played Dungeons & Dragons, you've likely heard of D&D. In 2014, the game celebrated 40 years. With the current gaming industry: popularity of consoles; big screen TV's; and ...
Elves, Wizards, and Halflings Welcome

Wait…People Still Play Dungeons and Dragons?

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you may not be nerd enough to have played Dungeons & Dragons, you’ve likely heard of D&D. In 2014, the game celebrated 40 years. With the current gaming industry: popularity of consoles; big screen TV’s; and electronic entertainment in general; it’s pretty amazing tabletop role-playing games (aka pen-and-paper Role P
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