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*Let me start by saying I need a shower for my eyeballs. As proof of my love for you, dear readers, and my attempt to look at multiple sides of a story, I just checked out online comments from terrible people and a ...
Delta: We Love To Discriminate And It Shows

When I Am Queen of Everything Things Are Gonna Get Real

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tart by saying I need a shower for my eyeballs. As proof of my love for you, dear readers, and my attempt to look at multiple sides of a story, I just checked out online comments from terrible people and a disgustingly racist website for their account of the recent example of a [&hellip
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As a hardworking, real ‘Murican, you’re probably fed up with the feds taking all your money. We bet that just really frosts your cookies how those crazy, bleeding heart liberals are always taking your hard-earned dollars ...
The Taxman Cometh

Why Does The Government Want All Your Money?

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working, real ‘Murican, you’re probably fed up with the feds taking all your money. We bet that just really frosts your cookies how those crazy, bleeding heart liberals are always taking your hard-earned dollars to give to some lazy good-for-nothing who doesn’t want to work for a living. This is a tale told [&hellip
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In light of the statements made by Republican representatives this week regarding vaccination (and their borderline retarded opposition to it), there’s no other option than to blow away the smoke shrouding this issue. I ...
Unless You Like Consider the Evidence

Vaccines Cause Autism

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of the statements made by Republican representatives this week regarding vaccination (and their borderline retarded opposition to it), there’s no other option than to blow away the smoke shrouding this issue. I would love to say that anti-vaxxers should be allowed to forego the immunization of their children. Humanity has been on the [&
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Apparently there is a controversy over whether parents should vaccinate their kids. The controversy is bubbling up in the news because the evangelical christian party of god presidential hopefuls Chris Christie and Rand ...
You Cannot Put The Public At Risk

If You Are An Idiot, You Should Have To Give Something Up

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y there is a controversy over whether parents should vaccinate their kids. The controversy is bubbling up in the news because the evangelical christian party of god presidential hopefuls Chris Christie and Rand Paul have both said that parents should have a choice in getting their kids vaccinated. Christie later backed off the statement
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Here at TSD we’re already exhausted and we’ve only examined three likely Presidential candidates: Jeb Bush, Jim Webb and Lindsey Graham. And still, no one has had the Oval Offices to thrown down and say, “I’m in, ...
Was the Monarchy Really All That Bad?

Race to the White House: 3 Down, Eleventy Gazillion to Go

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SD we’re already exhausted and we’ve only examined three likely Presidential candidates: Jeb Bush, Jim Webb and Lindsey Graham. And still, no one has had the Oval Offices to thrown down and say, “I’m in, suckas. Give me your dolla-dolla bills.” There’s been a preemptive dropout in the form of Mittens “Mitt” Romney [&hellip
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Do you feel adrift in life; tired of what you’ve been doing but no clue as to what you want to do instead? Do you constantly feel like you just can’t catch a break – like if it weren’t for bad luck, you’d have no ...
The Unborn Have Got It Made

When I Grow Up I Wanna Be a Fetus

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el adrift in life; tired of what you’ve been doing but no clue as to what you want to do instead? Do you constantly feel like you just can’t catch a break – like if it weren’t for bad luck, you’d have no luck at all? TSD has got an answer for you: [&hellip
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Nothing is simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn't ...
3 Down, Eleventy Gazillion to Go

Early Bird Special for 3 Presidential Hopefuls

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s simple in American politics. There are more steps to getting elected than there were to assemble my Ikea daybed and that shit took 3 adults 1 month to successfully build and even then the drawers still wouldn’t work right. You can’t just say, “I’m running for President” and then run. First you have [&hellip
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When it comes to the 2016 Presidential campaign, TSD has entered the acceptance phase of grief. For the longest time we reveled in denial. After just barely surviving the 2012 campaign with only minimal damage to our livers ...
It's Gonna Get Messy

Grand Old Party Poopers Round 1

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omes to the 2016 Presidential campaign, TSD has entered the acceptance phase of grief. For the longest time we reveled in denial. After just barely surviving the 2012 campaign with only minimal damage to our livers and sanity, we thought we’d get a nice little relaxing breather. We were fools. As soon as [&hellip
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Last week my (mostly) sweet, 80-year-old mother, who tends to be more apoplectic than apocalyptic, asked me, “How is it possible that the dear lord hasn’t just wiped out the whole dumbass planet yet?” That’s when I ...
Everything Is The Worst

Apocalypse Now More Than Ever!

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my (mostly) sweet, 80-year-old mother, who tends to be more apoplectic than apocalyptic, asked me, “How is it possible that the dear lord hasn’t just wiped out the whole dumbass planet yet?” That’s when I knew everything was totally screwed. We’ve never been an End Times family so when she turned to me [&hellip
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