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Dear Ottawa Sun, I don’t like you. You see, I’ve been paying attention to American politics a lot around here—mostly because of our readership, and because American candidates are way more funny—so I’ve missed ...
Just As Bad But More Boring

Canada’s Fox News

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wa Sun, I don’t like you. You see, I’ve been paying attention to American politics a lot around here—mostly because of our readership, and because American candidates are way more funny—so I’ve missed many opportunities to scold you. However, CTV’s info-graphic-CGI thing last night showed that at least seven or eight Americans
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Buckle up, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy ...
Blood, Sweat and Fears

Seeing Red

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, you crazy bastards, because I’m so filled with rage that to paraphrase the Donald, it’s coming out of my eyes and out of my ‘wherever.’ That’s right, it’s my lady parts that have got me all in a tizzy and as all you genius, be-penised parts of the population know, it’s when the [&hellip
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One of the first things I was taught as a young writer was to be confident and direct. Don’t pussyfoot around my point; don’t say “seems to,” or “maybe.” Be assertive and confident. “Mr. Keith Ablow is a douche ...
NEVER AGAIN EXPLOIT IT FOR AN AGENDA

GUNS AND THE HOLOCAUST

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e first things I was taught as a young writer was to be confident and direct. Don’t pussyfoot around my point; don’t say “seems to,” or “maybe.” Be assertive and confident. “Mr. Keith Ablow is a douche bag; fuck that guy!” Like that. See? It’s for that reason that I was so drawn [&hellip
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Here at The Snap Download we are political junkies. We watch all the States of the Union, major policy announcements, in-depth interviews, listen to a crap-ton of political podcasts, and – god help us – watch every damn ...
You May Just Need Espresso To Stay Awake Thru The Whole Thing

Can Even Alcohol Liven Up the 1st Democratic Primary Debate?

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he Snap Download we are political junkies. We watch all the States of the Union, major policy announcements, in-depth interviews, listen to a crap-ton of political podcasts, and – god help us – watch every damn debate. But even we’re having a hard time mustering up enthusiasm for the first Democratic Primary Debate [&hellip
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I’m tired of reading the same old shit. Planned Parenthood is not evil; your public school cannot put up prayer boxes; stop publicizing the mass murderer instead of the victims. So today, we’re going to talk about rats. ...
ALMOST AS COOL AS MECH-ANTS

Rats

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ed of reading the same old shit. Planned Parenthood is not evil; your public school cannot put up prayer boxes; stop publicizing the mass murderer instead of the victims. So today, we’re going to talk about rats. Plague rats. Kidding; that would be just as bad as the shit they’re writing on Fox this [&hellip
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Actually it has been over for a few years. Specifically it ended after Newtown. When the US decided that the mass killing of 2nd graders could be tolerated, the debate ended. And that is exactly what we did. We chose guns ...
Please stop covering mass shootings.

The Gun Control Debate is Over

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it has been over for a few years. Specifically it ended after Newtown. When the US decided that the mass killing of 2nd graders could be tolerated, the debate ended. And that is exactly what we did. We chose guns and mass shootings. So now that there has been another mass shooting, it should [&hellip
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In light of the most recent U.S. mass shooting, here’s a quiz to try to put the killings and America’s firearm obsession in perspective. 1. When you heard of the October 2nd mass shooting at a community college in ...
Groundhog's Day

The Mass Shooting Rorschach Test

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of the most recent U.S. mass shooting, here’s a quiz to try to put the killings and America’s firearm obsession in perspective. 1. When you heard of the October 2nd mass shooting at a community college in Oregon, what was your first reaction? a. Feelings of sympathy for the victims and their families [&hellip
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Am I surprised that a Republican representative has written an article for Fox News? Of course not. Am I surprised that it’s about immigrants? Of course not. Am I surprised that Rep. Brian Babin mentioned studies and data, ...
Is It Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start?

HOW 2 HYPERDINK?

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rised that a Republican representative has written an article for Fox News? Of course not. Am I surprised that it’s about immigrants? Of course not. Am I surprised that Rep. Brian Babin mentioned studies and data, but never cited them? Especially not. Recently, Rep. Babin wrote an article for Fox News plugging his [&hellip
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Before y’all rub your hands together in glee over the news of John Boehner’s soon-to-be de-Speakering, simmer down. Yes, I know many Congressional Conservatives are breathlessly blissful that the most liberal person on ...
Be Careful What You Wish For

Happy Holidays, You Crapweasels!

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all rub your hands together in glee over the news of John Boehner’s soon-to-be de-Speakering, simmer down. Yes, I know many Congressional Conservatives are breathlessly blissful that the most liberal person on the face of the earth will no longer be Speaker of the House (mainly because they don’t understand what the word ‘liberal
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