Posts by Corey Wilson

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The symbol on my Back Button has worn off. It’s not because my computer is old, nor is it because I’m a terrible typist. No, it’s because I’m indecisive and constantly self-correcting. Am I blustering? Of course; if ...
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Rageboners Are Fully Torqued

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The symbol on my Back Button has worn off. It’s not because my computer is old, nor is it because I’m a terrible typist. No, it’s because I’m indecisive and constantly self-correcting. Am I blustering? Of course; if Justin Trudeau can, why can’t I? However, the need to be self-correcting stems from my inherent stupidity. [&helli
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I’m of the firm belief that everyone should have a motto, something to live by. Or, at the very least, a catchy jingle. I’m not sure what my jingle would be, but I’m thinking it should be something along the lines of ...
Please Don't Sue Me State Farm

Like A Good Neighbor

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I’m of the firm belief that everyone should have a motto, something to live by. Or, at the very least, a catchy jingle. I’m not sure what my jingle would be, but I’m thinking it should be something along the lines of this one: “When there’s nothing to write about, Todd Starnes is there!” ~ [&hellip
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The most frightening part of achieving adulthood is the realization that adults are just children who can drive. For two decades I believed adults had control of their lives; that they knew better; that they were rational. ...
Screw You Guys; I'm Going Home

Citizens Against Democracy

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The most frightening part of achieving adulthood is the realization that adults are just children who can drive. For two decades I believed adults had control of their lives; that they knew better; that they were rational. When I moved out, however, got a full time job, and started paying attention to the news, I [&hellip
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Donald Trump sucks, and since no one else wants to distract you from him, I’m going to. Let’s cover all that other shit on your Facebook feed that doesn't involve that egotistical asshole. A Google Car crashed into a ...
So Here's Some Cool Things

Trump Sucks, But…

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Donald Trump sucks, and since no one else wants to distract you from him, I’m going to. Let’s cover all that other shit on your Facebook feed that doesn’t involve that egotistical asshole. A Google Car crashed into a bus last month. And by that I mean a Google Car failed to murder one of [&hellip
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Donald Trump is a Christian god dammit, and you’d better not question that! It’s disgraceful, disgusting, to ever question someone else’s morality. You don’t even have the right to question those things either. ...
Even If He Doesn't Act Like One

Donald Trump is a Proud Christian

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Donald Trump is a Christian god dammit, and you’d better not question that! It’s disgraceful, disgusting, to ever question someone else’s morality. You don’t even have the right to question those things either. Apparently. Especially if you’re the fucking Pope, you hear? And that’s exactly what the Dope Pope Francis did. He ca
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There’s a great disparity between generations, and Cal Thomas’ latest article is the perfect example. To Cal, hard work and persistence guarantees success. Those who have not found success have clearly not worked hard ...
Old People Amirite?

Cal Doesn’t Get It

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There’s a great disparity between generations, and Cal Thomas’ latest article is the perfect example. To Cal, hard work and persistence guarantees success. Those who have not found success have clearly not worked hard enough. Life is cut-and-dry to the elderly it seems. The Left, Cal purports, has brainwashed the public. They’ve cre
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Grammar Nazis. The word police. Internet manifestations? Oh no, dear reader. They are real, and they have infiltrated the government. The Office Quebecoise de la Langue Francaise (OQLF) is one such infiltrator. On Monday ...
A PROVINCE FULL OF TROLLS

IRL Word Police

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Grammar Nazis. The word police. Internet manifestations? Oh no, dear reader. They are real, and they have infiltrated the government. The Office Quebecoise de la Langue Francaise (OQLF) is one such infiltrator. On Monday the OQLF reported that it’s currently investigating a play structure (yes, a jungle gym) at Herbert Park. They’re n
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Todd Starnes converted me to Islam. I was reading his stupid article to my girlfriend and accidentally read the Shahada—the Islamic creed—aloud to her, therefore making me a Muslim. Well, apparently that’s all it ...
Well, At Least He Thinks So

Todd Starnes Converted Me to Islam

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Todd Starnes converted me to Islam. I was reading his stupid article to my girlfriend and accidentally read the Shahada—the Islamic creed—aloud to her, therefore making me a Muslim. Well, apparently that’s all it takes. According to the Thomas More Law Center, at least. Though in all honesty, I hope it’s not true, because I’d [&
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If you were to take all of Donald Trump’s gaffs, write them out, and post them to someplace like a YouTube comment section, every person would call you a Poe. If it weren’t for the video, I wouldn’t believe the man ...
No Wait! Donald Allan Poe! No Wa--

Edgar Allan Trump

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If you were to take all of Donald Trump’s gaffs, write them out, and post them to someplace like a YouTube comment section, every person would call you a Poe. If it weren’t for the video, I wouldn’t believe the man existed. Partly for my own sanity, but mostly because the shit he says is [&hellip
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