Posts by Adrienne Boettinger

post image
In the latest sign of end times, Florida vigilante George Zimmerman wants to auction off the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin, a 17-year old unarmed African-American boy. As if that wasn’t horrific enough, Zimmerman ...
Step 1: Open Your Ears and Mind More Than Your Mouth

How To Talk About Race Without Being An Asshat

by
In the latest sign of end times, Florida vigilante George Zimmerman wants to auction off the gun he used to kill Trayvon Martin, a 17-year old unarmed African-American boy. As if that wasn’t horrific enough, Zimmerman wants to use the money from the auction to challenge the Black Lives Matter movement. After I stopped repeatedly [&helli
post image
Soon President Obama will become the first sitting U.S. President to visit Hiroshima, one of two Japanese cities the United States dropped nuclear bombs on at the end of World War II. Mr. Obama had said for several years ...
Can The U.S. Admit Its Weaknesses and Still Be Strong?

The Game of Sorry

by
Soon President Obama will become the first sitting U.S. President to visit Hiroshima, one of two Japanese cities the United States dropped nuclear bombs on at the end of World War II. Mr. Obama had said for several years that he would like to visit the city and with his upcoming trip to the G7 [&hellip
post image
It’s fitting that while I was researching viewpoints for this post that I really had to pee. Unlike transgender individuals in North Carolina, I didn’t have the extra pressure of deciding between violating state law or ...
North Carolina, HB2, and Discrimination

He Sued, She Sued

by
It’s fitting that while I was researching viewpoints for this post that I really had to pee. Unlike transgender individuals in North Carolina, I didn’t have the extra pressure of deciding between violating state law or relieving myself in a facility where I felt uncomfortable and unsafe. But it made me think; something the majority [&
post image
For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped ...
Where Did We Put Our Passports?

Trumpocalypse: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

by
For the longest time we complained about how far too few ‘Muricans bothered to vote and now here we are, staring into the abyss waiting for the sweet darkness to overtake us and wishing most of the people who schlepped their lardasses out of their recliners had just stayed home to watch reruns of The [&hellip
post image
Dear sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! This 2016 Presidential campaign is about ready to strip away what little sanity we had left here at The Snap Download. We wish we could look away but it’s like whenever someone ...
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge

If You Can Dodge a Wrench, You Can Dodge a Question

by
Dear sweet baby Jesus in a tuxedo shirt! This 2016 Presidential campaign is about ready to strip away what little sanity we had left here at The Snap Download. We wish we could look away but it’s like whenever someone gives Sarah Palin a microphone and tells her to talk about America; we are glued [&hellip
post image
As the Last Single Woman in America (cue the ballad “All by Myself”) you think I’d be impervious to attempts to call me out on my chronic singleness but you’d be wrong. Recently I was at a function, surrounded by ...
Long May She Rage!

The Last Single Woman in America Strikes Back

by
As the Last Single Woman in America (cue the ballad “All by Myself”) you think I’d be impervious to attempts to call me out on my chronic singleness but you’d be wrong. Recently I was at a function, surrounded by people, when someone who had only recently left the state of chronic singleness herself actually [&hellip
post image
Settle in, children, for you are about to hear the scariest of stories. This is a story that will strike fear into your hearts, particularly if you are one of the be-testicled among us. I am about to tell you the terrifying ...
If You Say Big Girls Don't Cry, I Will Punch You in the Throat

Betrayed by My Lacrimal Glands

by
Settle in, children, for you are about to hear the scariest of stories. This is a story that will strike fear into your hearts, particularly if you are one of the be-testicled among us. I am about to tell you the terrifying tale of the woman who cried in the workplace. (DRAMATIC PAUSE) Few things [&hellip
post image
At The Snap Download we generally try not to underestimate people’s stupidity. As soon as we think, “people have been just about as stupid as they can be”, we’ll find some overachievers to prove us wrong. ...
When Will We Finally Hit Rock Bottom?

How Are We Still So Stupid About Rape?

by
At The Snap Download we generally try not to underestimate people’s stupidity. As soon as we think, “people have been just about as stupid as they can be”, we’ll find some overachievers to prove us wrong. Unfortunately, this is definitely the case when it comes to sexual assault. Sexual assault is the one crime where [&hellip
post image
“He’s a lying liar!” “She started it!” “They’re not being fair!” “It looks like he peed his pants!” “He’s a loser!” No, you’re not overhearing a fight at recess because schools have ...
Stop It Right Now Or I'm Turning This Election Around!

Where Did All The Grown-ups Go?

by
“He’s a lying liar!” “She started it!” “They’re not being fair!” “It looks like he peed his pants!” “He’s a loser!” No, you’re not overhearing a fight at recess because schools have all canceled recess so America’s children will get better at life’s most important skills like filling in those little bubbles
Page 4 of 36« First...23456...102030...Last »

Subscribe to get updates delivered to your inbox