Posts by Adrienne Boettinger

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The Snap: I have spent the bulk of my waking life as an adult in a variety of cube farms. Hmmm…that was perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written…but I digress. Most of these cubicles were in open plan offices ...
Were You Raised In a Barn? Oh, you were? My bad. Carry on.

WHEN I AM QUEEN OF EVERYTHING: OFFICE SPACE

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The Snap: I have spent the bulk of my waking life as an adult in a variety of cube farms. Hmmm…that was perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written…but I digress. Most of these cubicles were in open plan offices which are supposed to promote collaboration but which really breed extreme loathing. When I am [&hellip
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The Snap: Last week’s events made me think about what it means to be an American. Apparently it means very little to some in Congress who think that they get to decide who gets rights and when.  The idea also seems to ...
The Interwebz Are Awful and So is the Senate

UN-AMERICAN

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The Snap: Last week’s events made me think about what it means to be an American. Apparently it means very little to some in Congress who think that they get to decide who gets rights and when.  The idea also seems to have lost its meaning when it comes to a lot of Internet assclowns [&hellip
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The Snap: In rush hour traffic on Wednesday, I wanted to run out of my car screaming after radio coverage of the Senate vote on the only gun control provision that seemed to stand a snowball’s chance in hell of passing. ...
Big Government? Nah, C-Span Adds 10 Pounds.

NOT IT!

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The Snap: In rush hour traffic on Wednesday, I wanted to run out of my car screaming after radio coverage of the Senate vote on the only gun control provision that seemed to stand a snowball’s chance in hell of passing. This was more than just my normal commuting angst which once prompted me to [&hellip
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The Snap: It seemed impossible but NBC found another way to suck. The Peacock really should stick to reruns of “Parks & Rec” and “The Office.” The new NBC “reality” show, “Ready for Love,” had ...
Wait, You Mean It's Not Real?

WHEN I AM QUEEN OF EVERYTHING: LET’S GET REAL

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The Snap: It seemed impossible but NBC found another way to suck. The Peacock really should stick to reruns of “Parks & Rec” and “The Office.” The new NBC “reality” show, “Ready for Love,” had depressing ratings despite being the guilty pleasure of Gwyneth Paltrow (advice for Mrs. Coldplay: never piss off Joan Rivers.
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The Snap: At an Outback Steakhouse in Orlando earlier this week, I had an exchange that made me wonder how we haven’t been tricked into selling America to a wily troll for a handful of magic beans. To set the scene, my ...
Obamacare: Will Kill Your Grandparents and Take Away Your Salad Dressing

HOW STUPID ARE WE?

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The Snap: At an Outback Steakhouse in Orlando earlier this week, I had an exchange that made me wonder how we haven’t been tricked into selling America to a wily troll for a handful of magic beans. To set the scene, my sister and I were dining with our lovely but opinionated 85-year-old uncle. He [&hellip
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The Snap: Do you know where I can rent a biohazard suit? The ones I saw online were either crazy expensive or did not look sturdy. I also need one for my dog. This is a matter of some urgency because soon I will be unable ...
No, It's Not a Road Trip with Boehner and McConnell

MY OWN PERSONAL HELL

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The Snap: Do you know where I can rent a biohazard suit? The ones I saw online were either crazy expensive or did not look sturdy. I also need one for my dog. This is a matter of some urgency because soon I will be unable to leave my house without serious protective garments. That’s [&hellip
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The Snap: It’s almost 4 months since the school shooting that claimed the lives of 20 children and 6 adults. Whatever political will there was to do something at the federal level dissipated faster than the time between ...
What Are The Odds?

LONG SHOT

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The Snap: It’s almost 4 months since the school shooting that claimed the lives of 20 children and 6 adults. Whatever political will there was to do something at the federal level dissipated faster than the time between the inauguration and the start of the 2016 campaign season. Some, like Examiner columnist Gene Healy, argue [&hellip
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The Snap: Less than 2 weeks ‘til accountants can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Do you think they have some massive kegger where instead of photocopying their asses, they copy the tax code and draw raunchy cartoons ...
Less Than Trump Spends on Toupees

IT’S ONLY $5 BILLION ANYWAY

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The Snap: Less than 2 weeks ‘til accountants can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Do you think they have some massive kegger where instead of photocopying their asses, they copy the tax code and draw raunchy cartoons all over it? I hope not because the tax code is like 4 million words and accountants [&hellip
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The Snap: Homosexual couples want to destroy the sanctimonious…um, sanctified institution of marriage. This is part of their evil plot for world domination, forcing everyone to dress better and groom more. We must save ...
First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage

WE MUST PROTECT MARRIAGE…OR ELSE!

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The Snap: Homosexual couples want to destroy the sanctimonious…um, sanctified institution of marriage. This is part of their evil plot for world domination, forcing everyone to dress better and groom more. We must save marriage! The Constitution…um, some document says only men and women can marry and only to procreate. Preventing same
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