Posts by Adrienne Boettinger

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The Snap: Are you ready for some SCOTUS?!?! Sadly there are relatively few people who get as excited about the start of a new Supreme Court session as those who willingly spend what amounts to years of their lives ...
Fear The Frill, Fuckers

RBG and The Supremes

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The Snap: Are you ready for some SCOTUS?!?! Sadly there are relatively few people who get as excited about the start of a new Supreme Court session as those who willingly spend what amounts to years of their lives watching professional sports. What SCOTUS really needs is a better marketing department. Something similar to the [&hellip
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The Snap: It’s tough to know how to avoid getting raped these days. Going to college seems to be a terrible idea. So does drinking, working in a prison, sleeping, walking alone, getting pulled over, being in the ...
Warning! Approaching Maximum Fury Levels!

Let’s Play: Avoid Getting Raped!

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The Snap: It’s tough to know how to avoid getting raped these days. Going to college seems to be a terrible idea. So does drinking, working in a prison, sleeping, walking alone, getting pulled over, being in the military, taking the bus, or being a high school student who is not a star athlete. We’ve [&hellip
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The Snap Ebola is a deadly, contagious disease and the latest outbreak has resulted in at least 3,000 deaths so far in the countries of Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone and Nigeria. It is spread via the passage of bodily ...
Where are Dustin Hoffman and Renee Russo When We Really Need Them?

Ebola and The United States of Fear

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The Snap Ebola is a deadly, contagious disease and the latest outbreak has resulted in at least 3,000 deaths so far in the countries of Liberia, Guinea, Sierra Leone and Nigeria. It is spread via the passage of bodily fluids, making it especially dangerous for men and women risking their lives to provide health care, [&hellip
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The Snap Too often we criticize Congress for its inability to pass any legislation or accomplish anything meaningful! As a few readers have pointed out, you can’t determine the jackassery of Capitol Hill by the fact ...
Relationships Are Hard, Douchebaggery Is Easy

Breaking Up is Easy When You’re An Asshat

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The Snap Too often we criticize Congress for its inability to pass any legislation or accomplish anything meaningful! As a few readers have pointed out, you can’t determine the jackassery of Capitol Hill by the fact that it doesn’t follow through with any new bills or extend important ones about to expire. It is with [&hellip
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The Snap Whilst attending a picnic, I was accosted by one of the overly familiar. You know the type – the person who doesn’t know you well but feels close enough to you to point out the things about your life that ...
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions

Everyone Is Terrible…But Well-Meaning

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The Snap Whilst attending a picnic, I was accosted by one of the overly familiar. You know the type – the person who doesn’t know you well but feels close enough to you to point out the things about your life that make you the most uncomfortable. He’s the awkward uncle at the family reunion [&hellip
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The Snap I never really liked Joan Rivers. As a highly anxious person often on an overzealous quest for political correctness, Rivers made me cringe. A lot. Sure, many things she said were side-splittingly funny and she ...
My Love Life is Like a Piece of Swiss Cheese; Most of It’s Missing, and What’s There Stinks

Long Live the Queen of Mean

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The Snap I never really liked Joan Rivers. As a highly anxious person often on an overzealous quest for political correctness, Rivers made me cringe. A lot. Sure, many things she said were side-splittingly funny and she was in one of my most favoritest movies. But she also said some of the most appalling things [&hellip
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The Snap: We’ve almost had our Interwebz privileges revoked after googling our dogs’ symptoms and then having panic attacks. Plus, there was that time we diagnosed ourselves with malaria via WebMD. But here at The ...
Never Leave The House Without a Helmet, Safety Goggles and a Hazmat Suit

Crap That Shouldn’t be Dangerous But Is

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The Snap: We’ve almost had our Interwebz privileges revoked after googling our dogs’ symptoms and then having panic attacks. Plus, there was that time we diagnosed ourselves with malaria via WebMD. But here at The Snap Download, we’re never truly happy unless we’re bringing stories of new and terrifying things that will scar our p
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The Snap: In not so shocking news, the United States is becoming more polarized. No, this doesn’t mean global warming isn’t real because the world is getting colder. It means we seek out and try to spend time ...
And Hearing Isn't The Same as Listening

Screaming Isn’t The Same as Talking

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The Snap: In not so shocking news, the United States is becoming more polarized. No, this doesn’t mean global warming isn’t real because the world is getting colder. It means we seek out and try to spend time primarily with people who think the same way as us, avoid sharing opinions we think will result [&hellip
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The Snap: Time and time again we’ve proven that there’s nothing so awesome and pure that we can’t totally jack it all up. Halloween has become a time for women of all ages to dress like sexual objects, Black Friday ...
If They Start Messing With Nuns, I'm Coming At The Entertainment Industry Like a Spidermonkey

When I Am Queen of Everything: Stop Screwing With the Amish

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The Snap: Time and time again we’ve proven that there’s nothing so awesome and pure that we can’t totally jack it all up. Halloween has become a time for women of all ages to dress like sexual objects, Black Friday now starts on Thanksgiving morning, the Love Boat was all lies, Sweet Valley High turned [&hellip
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