HEY LADIES, PAT ROBERTSON WANTS YOU TO SHOW SOME LEG

HEY LADIES, PAT ROBERTSON WANTS YOU TO SHOW SOME LEG

Hanes HallbirnWednesday,16 January 2013

The Snap:

The last time we checked in with Pat Robertson here at TSD, he was busy explaining away how he misunderstood God during a supposed direct conversation, during which God told him that Mitt Romney would defeat Barack Obama to win the Presidency. That was Pat’s way of sort-of-but-not-really admitting that he’s bullshitting us all and just making his shit up as he goes. And lucky for us, he’s back with a fresh round of bullshit in the form of marital advice!

The Download:

First things first: fellas, you can relax at this point. Pat’s advice has nothing to do with you. He’s totally cool with whatever you’ve got going on, provided it’s in the name of God, even if you’re slapping around a chick here and there in order to keep her in line. After all, as Pat says, when a lady gets lippy, a “man’s gotta stand up to her and he can’t let her get away with this stuff.”

But ladies, you’ve got another thing coming. You see, you’re the ones to blame for marital strife, according to Pat. If you’ve got problems in your marriage, it’s probably because you’re “awful looking,” he says. You’ve “got to fix yourself up, look pretty” for your man, in order to make things better. I mean honestly, ladies, wandering eyes and excessive flirtation aren’t your man’s fault, so “dont’ hassle him” about such things, okay? And stop being so hard-nosed!

Now that we’ve got this all straightened out, let’s excuse Pat so that he can get back to telling disaster-stricken poor people that it’s all their fault.

Hat Tips:

New York Daily News, Huffington Post, Think Progress, Right Wing Watch, Image Credit: Wikimedia Commons

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