Matt HealeyWednesday,7 November 2012

The Snap:

I have always been a big fan of Nate Silver. He writes a blog for the nyt called “538”. The blog is dedicated to a statistical analysis of the presidential election. He was, yet again, very accurate in his prediction getting at least 49 states right. However in the lead up to the election he had come under increasing attacks from others as a political hack because he disagreed with their analysis that the election was too close to call. I think this calls for an Ari Gold rant.

The Download:

Yet again all of you morons were wrong. When the fuck are you going to learn? I have spent more time looking at the variables that actually effect the election and building a complicated detailed model that is frighteningly accurate. This means that when I say it is not close that means it is not fucking close.

And guess what? Next election I am going to do the exact same thing. And I will be right again. The only question is how many of you dumb ass readers will realize that you know nothing and stop paying attention. Actually I could model that. I suspect that it would have the least effect on the fox news watchers as they have shown a remarkably low connection to reality.

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