DEAR REPUBLICANS: THE PEOPLE WHO REP YOU ARE BAT-SHIT CRAZY

DEAR REPUBLICANS: THE PEOPLE WHO REP YOU ARE BAT-SHIT CRAZY

Hanes HallbirnSunday,7 October 2012

William Howard Taft Motorcade

William Howard Taft is rolling over in his grave.



The Snap

Jon Hubbard, a Republican State Representative from Arkansas, has been outed as an insensitive, ignorant racist. In his book, “Letters to the Editor: Confessions of a Frustrated Conservative,” Hubbard writes that slavery, “may actually have been a blessing in disguise” for African-Americans.

The Download

Consider this is a Public Service Announcement for rational Republicans everywhere. Your representatives at all levels are bat-shit crazy. I know you’re all for smaller government and everything, and I can dig your perspective. But your representation? Well, they seem to be in favor of limiting the role of government too, except when it comes to who We The People fuck, who We The People marry, what our schools (that We The People fund with tax dollars) teach our children about science, and when We The People try to encourage responsible contraception. Oh, and check this chart next time you feel like patting yourselves on the back.

Honestly, guys. What. The. Fuck. You folks voted for this Hubbard guy, Dr. Paul Broun (who believes that evolution is a lie and the Earth is but 9,000 years old), and Mr. “Legitimate Rape,” Todd Aiken? William Howard Taft would be ashamed of you. Surely, there’s some intelligent leaders among you who can step up to end the madness.

Hat Tips

Gawker, TalkBusiness.net, The Smithsonian, MoveOn.orgImage Credit: Wikimedia Commons 

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